Actual headline: Humans blamed as shark attacks ‘double’

[busybody..]

Actual headline: Humans blamed as shark attacks ‘double’







There we go, blaming the victim again. If sharks aren’t responsible for shark attacks, then what is?

Go ahead, you know.


Sharks killed twice as many swimmers and surfers last year than in 2010, with the increase due largely to a growth in tourism and changing shark patterns due to global warming.

Before global warming, sharks just kept to themselves. Ever since Al Gore raised awareness of global warming, heck, hardly anyone even heard of sharks. Now due to your carbon footprint, they’re even mutating.

The rest of the story offers no evidence for so-called “global warming” being to blame for the increase in the appetite of sharks. Funny that.

 

[busybody..]

 

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[busybody..]

 

[phrodeau]

We need to reduce tourism, since it's the leading cause..

 

[busybody..]

yup

kill peeps

so there will be less of em

for sharks to eat

or

throw a few ice cubes in

to offset

"Globull Bullshit"

 

[Riles]

yup

kill peeps

so there will be less of em

for sharks to eat

or

throw a few ice cubes in

to offset

"Globull Bullshit"

Right. If we just keep them fed, they won't go attacking people willy nilly!

 

[unregistered]

 

[phrodeau]

You better stay away from the beach, you look good enough to eat.

Are you sure Riles is really a female, or doesn't that matter to you?

 

[unregistered]

 

[Riles]

Are you sure Riles is really a female, or doesn't that matter to you?

He is, it does and...well...to be redundant, I am.

 

[unregistered]

 

[busybody..]

You better stay away from the beach, you look good enough to eat.

when im done

you can come for leftovers

 

[phrodeau]

I know who she is, but I haven't decided about you yet.

That couldn't please me more.

 

[busybody..]

Right. If we just keep them fed, they won't go attacking people willy nilly!

maybe we should throw some blow up dolls in the water

the sharks eat them, and BLOW UP

and then the waters are safe

for real people

OR

WE CAN OPEN ALL TEH AC'S EVERYWHERE, COOL EVERYTHING OFF AND TEH SHARKS WONT BE PISSED

 

[Riles]

maybe we should throw some blow up dolls in the water

the sharks eat them, and BLOW UP

and then the waters are safe

for real people

OR

WE CAN OPEN ALL TEH AC'S EVERYWHERE, COOL EVERYTHING OFF AND TEH SHARKS WONT BE PISSED

I don't have AC, do you think my window fans will make a difference? I'd like to do my part.

 

[busybody..]

If I would look in your window

I would be a FAN as well

 

[busybody..]

If I would look in your window

I would be a FAN as well

Riles

You can call me PT for short

http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim//2010/06/25/peepingtom_370x278.jpg

 

[Riles]

Riles

You can call me PT for short

http://i.i.com.com/cnwk.1d/i/tim//2010/06/25/peepingtom_370x278.jpg

You poor thing, you try so hard to be creepy and wrong, but I know the truth lurking beneath.

 

[busybody..]

You poor thing, you try so hard to be creepy and wrong, but I know the truth lurking beneath.

Yup, underneath the exterior of charm, wit, intelligence, handsomeness and all other great things

is teh real me

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1557/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1557R-181016.jpg

 

[Riles]

Yup, underneath the exterior of charm, wit, intelligence, handsomeness and all other great things

is teh real me

http://wwwdelivery.superstock.com/WI/223/1557/PreviewComp/SuperStock_1557R-181016.jpg

Yup. I'm always surprised that you haven't turned more heads.

 

[busybody..]

I have


They all

TURN

Away

From

Me