oh-boy
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Just a few acronyms I found on the net 
# LWM = "live with Mom" ("SM, financially independent -- because I LWM");
# CHF = "collect Hummel figures" ("SF, 49, no contact with the outside world except shopping trips to CHF");
# IPH = "impossibly poofy hair" ("SF, 21 ISO SM 18-45 who enjoys The Mall and my IPH");
# ACS = "Active Canker Sores" ("SM, with ACS ISO SF without same");
# TSZ = "twelve-step zealot" ("SM, enjoy apologizing and taking one day at a time");
# PDP = "Pants Dropping President" ("PDP seeks big-haired, big boned discrete partner...")
# BTD = "bore {you} to death" ("SF, enjoy long walks on beach, and the chance to BTD about my old boyfriend");
# PEM = "pathetic excuse for a man" ("You've tried the best *and* the rest, now try this PEM");
# MMP = "married male predator" ("MMP ISO gullible woman to string along");
# WSF = "will settle for" ("ISO leggy supermodel; WSF any vertebrate").
# LWM = "live with Mom" ("SM, financially independent -- because I LWM");
# CHF = "collect Hummel figures" ("SF, 49, no contact with the outside world except shopping trips to CHF");
# IPH = "impossibly poofy hair" ("SF, 21 ISO SM 18-45 who enjoys The Mall and my IPH");
# ACS = "Active Canker Sores" ("SM, with ACS ISO SF without same");
# TSZ = "twelve-step zealot" ("SM, enjoy apologizing and taking one day at a time");
# PDP = "Pants Dropping President" ("PDP seeks big-haired, big boned discrete partner...")
# BTD = "bore {you} to death" ("SF, enjoy long walks on beach, and the chance to BTD about my old boyfriend");
# PEM = "pathetic excuse for a man" ("You've tried the best *and* the rest, now try this PEM");
# MMP = "married male predator" ("MMP ISO gullible woman to string along");
# WSF = "will settle for" ("ISO leggy supermodel; WSF any vertebrate").
