According to my research

[Problem Child]

Every person on this board with a name beginning with clit is a moron.

I suppose someone named clitfumbler, or clitnibbler could come along and be a real Einstein, but it hasn't happened yet.

(Now everyone can make up fake troll names starting with clit and say smart stuff)

 

[Laurel]

What does your research show about board Popes?

 

[Rubyfruit]

What about ScrotumLicker?

I've been wrong before, but he sounded like a real winner to me.

 

[Problem Child]

Laurel: Popes must be taken on a case by case basis.

Ruby: I said people with names that start with clit, not scrotum. I am not concerned with scrotum prefixes as of yet.

 

[Laurel]

What about Nipple?

I like the Popes. I can't decide who I like best: Pope-Eye-The-Sailor or Pope-On-A-Rope.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I am not concerned with scrotum ... as of yet.

KM, there's hope, there's hope!

 

[Problem Child]

What about Nipple?

I like the Popes. I can't decide who I like best: Pope-Eye-The-Sailor or Pope-On-A-Rope.

Well, since I was Pope-eye the Sailor, he naturally is better than Pope-on-a-rope.

And ruby, I like having stuff up my ass as long as it's a female body part or made of plastic. Don't get greedy.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Don't get greedy.

*pout*

 

[Hawthorne]

I've always thought that anyone who gives themselves a name like clitlicker probably isn't very good at it

 

[Gingersnap]

Hi PC you big hussy!

I have a theory that having one's nares occluded decreases the pO2 and hence leads to a global ischemic event resulting in the production of inane and trivial utterings. So I propose those who are going to dine at the "Y" invest in some advanced airway protection or at the very least a snorkle to protect those fagile IQ points. Oh and sac suckers might want avail themselves to this technology too...


Laurel, I think "pope on da dope" is my fav!

 

[Off]

Your theory only applies to the Board, since the 1999 Nobel Prize for Chemistry was awarded to the noted Russian scientist Dimitri Clitrubski.

 

[Problem Child]

Re: Hi PC you big hussy!

I have a theory that having one's nares occluded decreases the pO2 and hence leads to a global ischemic event resulting in the production of inane and trivial utterings. So I propose those who are going to dine at the "Y" invest in some advanced airway protection or at the very least a snorkle to protect those fagile IQ points. Oh and sac suckers might want avail themselves to this technology too...


Laurel, I think "pope on da dope" is my fav!

Gingybaby! What the hell is a "nare"? Must be some goddamn Scottish thing I suppose.

come round more often, goshdarnya!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

medspeak for "nostril".

Damn doctors and their argot. Think they're soooo much smarter than everyone else.

 

[Weevil]

How about Popelicker?

 

[LukkyKnight]

I've always thought that anyone who gives themselves a name like clitlicker probably isn't very good at it

I'm sure there's a lot to be learned from the names chosen. Perhaps Miss Cleo could shed some light on this?

I do sometimes wonder if I might've been hoping as I picked mine rather than reflecting reality.

 

[Problem Child]

medspeak for "nostril".

Damn doctors and their argot. Think they're soooo much smarter than everyone else.

Ah, thank ye. I learned two new words today.

flingswozzlebabyfungus! I feel revitalized!

 

[Gingersnap]

Geez Ollie, don't be giving out all our secrets......

So what say you PC, do we start a new fetish site featuring nasal intubations? MMMMM, the only one with a dick small enough to tube a nostril that I know is daterape...... hee hee hee just kidding........NOT!

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Online snappygirl

Awesome

 

[Ishmael]

What does your research show about board Popes?

Damn you're good!!!!!!!!!!!

Ishmael

 

[missy2]

Clitizen Kane?