According to Maxim

[Angel]

I think Tony needs a new subscription.


I miss your almost daily Maximisms. Why the halt?

 

[TonyG]

Women who are wearing lipstick are less likely to give oral sex but men are more likely to ask for it.

Comments?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Women who wear lipstick and perform oral sex always bite a tissue to wipe away the cum. Unless it matches their pearl handbag, then they're fine.

 

[TonyG]

DCL

ROFL

 

[Angel]

I don't wear lipstick.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Perfect. I have no tissues.

 

[Angel]

Got any ice cream?




(Damn I need to get laid.)

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I've seen your picture. You shouldn't have any problem.

 

[Angel]

"...."

Ok, that earned you a blush.

But that's not the problem, the problem is that as big of a pervert as I am, I can't bring myself to have casual sex. (I tried, it failed, I'm not cut out for it) I'm holding out for something long-term nowadays.

I guess I always have my fingers.

 

[TonyG]

Angel

Now you know why I stopped doing these threads. Litle interest and lack of posts.

 

[Angel]

So? It interested you. If something pops into my head to post I post it. If nobody is interested, oh well for me.