Accidentally watching porn at night with...

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....the parents?
...the in-laws?
...the sibling(s)?
....the platonic room mate?
..........the platonic room mate and their SO?
............the bride to be?

("Honestly, Ted, I thought it was a nice family movie about bunny rabbits... ")
 
I like the idea of the female platonic roommate. Maybe she gets hot from watching it but hides it from her roommate.
does he lay there listening through the wall as she jills off after the movie, or evewn worse, is she trying to do it surreptitiuosly three feet away on the couch as they watch?
 
I could see this with a brother and sister. They each so transfixed by the porn that they forget that the other is there, and start taking care of themselves. Then they catch each other's eyes, and realize this could be so much better with some sibling ribaldry.

Or two sailors at sea. They haven't seen a woman in months and aren't likely to for more months. They put on some smutty classics, get all horned up even worse, and decide WTF, any port in a storm. Okay, I guess that isn't "accidental" but I think it still makes for a story idea.
 
I see it with between two platonic male roommates, who buldge, then rub, then pull out, then look at each other and ask if they want to fire drill, and continues from there.....
 
The golden years of the late 70's into the 80's. In a number of US markets was a subscription TV service called On TV. You signed up for it - got a special antenna installed - and got cable TV without the cable.

The relevant part was there was a porn-lite channel. Hard R really. But yes - a family sitting in the wood paneled rumpus room, burnt orange shag rug carpeting underneath. Non-identical twins Bobby and Sue - just past the Lit legal age of course - spending the end of a Saturday evening with mom and dad.

Sue got dropped off from her date a half hour ago; mom thinks the guy is a perfect gentleman, even though Sue is nursing a massive love bite on her lower neck from the intense necking session she and her date had engaged in earlier in the evening.

Bobby is home after dropping his off - the little minx was such a cock tease, his briefs feel sticky from all the pre-ejaculate he'd been leaking. Sure she'd let him feel her up, undo her bra as they necked in his car after the movie but when it came to doing anything? "Oh Bobby, you know I'm a good girl, right? That's... icky!" Yeah, not even a dry hump.

Dad had been fingering mom as they sat on the couch, the TV on, and them waiting for the damn kids to come home so they could get to bed and fuck their brains out.

So sits the happy, nuclear family. Horny as hell. Frustrated sexually. Dad's had a couple of beers and figures what the hell - picks up the remote and 'accidentally on purpose' turns on the porn(light) channel.

All eyes are glued to the color TV console. Whatever had been leaking whatever fluids before? Well! Mom and dad have the couch - so sis tells brother to move over and stop hogging the bean bag - and she's cold so grab the afghan that grandma knitted for Christmas and...

...her eyes almost pop out of her face as she see's John 'The Wadd' Holmes in all of his glory. "Holy Sh...!" she begins to exclaim. Meanwhile her mom is exchanging knowing glances with her dad.

"Yes dear. Some men can be... quite well endowed."

Bobby laughs and chimes in "Yeah Sue. Like Dad. Geez!"

Dad rolls his eyes and grins at mom. "Now Bob. You're doing quite well for yourself... in that department."

Sue goes google eyed and stares first at her dad - then her brother. Then her mom. "Uh... mom?!? How..." Jesus she thinks. That'd be shoving a rolling pin up her snatch. Fuck... and her mom? Dad? Holy shit!!
 
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The porn site Missa X has done this with brother and sister a few times, and quite well.
 
The golden years of the late 70's into the 80's. In a number of US markets was a subscription TV service called On TV. You signed up for it - got a special antenna installed - and got cable TV without the cable.

The relevant part was there was a porn-lite channel. Hard R really. But yes - a family sitting in the wood paneled rumpus room, burnt orange shag rug carpeting underneath. Non-identical twins Bobby and Sue - just past the Lit legal age of course - spending the end of a Saturday evening with mom and dad.

Sue got dropped off from her date a half hour ago; mom thinks the guy is a perfect gentleman, even though Sue is nursing a massive love bite on her lower neck from the intense necking session she and her date had engaged in earlier in the evening.

Bobby is home after dropping his off - the little minx was such a cock tease, his briefs feel sticky from all the pre-ejaculate he'd been leaking. Sure she'd let him feel her up, undo her bra as they necked in his car after the movie but when it came to doing anything? "Oh Bobby, you know I'm a good girl, right? That's... icky!" Yeah, not even a dry hump.

Dad had been fingering mom as they sat on the couch, the TV on, and them waiting for the damn kids to come home so they could get to bed and fuck their brains out.

So sits the happy, nuclear family. Horny as hell. Frustrated sexually. Dad's had a couple of beers and figures what the hell - picks up the remote and 'accidentally on purpose' turns on the porn(light) channel.

All eyes are glued to the color TV console. Whatever had been leaking whatever fluids before? Well! Mom and dad have the couch - so sis tells brother to move over and stop hogging the bean bag - and she's cold so grab the afghan that grandma knitted for Christmas and...

...her eyes almost pop out of her face as she see's John 'The Wadd' Holmes in all of his glory. "Holy Sh...!" she begins to exclaim. Meanwhile her mom is exchanging knowing glances with her dad.

"Yes dear. Some men can be... quite well endowed."

Bobby laughs and chimes in "Yeah Sue. Like Dad. Geez!"

Dad rolls his eyes and grins at mom. "Now Bob. You're doing quite well for yourself... in that department."

Sue goes google eyed and stares first at her dad - then her brother. Then her mom. "Uh... mom?!? How..." Jesus she thinks. That'd be shoving a rolling pin up her snatch. Fuck... and her mom? Dad? Holy shit!!
you just need to flesh this out and submit it...
 
....the parents?
...the in-laws?
...the sibling(s)?
....the platonic room mate?
..........the platonic room mate and their SO?
............the bride to be?

("Honestly, Ted, I thought it was a nice family movie about bunny rabbits... ")
On a red-eye flight, guy almost to the back is watching on his iPad. Stewardess catches a glimpse and quietly sits down in the empty seats behind him.
 
On a red-eye flight, guy almost to the back is watching on his iPad. Stewardess catches a glimpse and quietly sits down in the empty seats behind him.

The guy has a blanket over his lap, but she can tell he is stroking it underneath. She slips into the empty seat next to him, reaches under the blanket, and says, "can I help you with that?"
 
The guy has a blanket over his lap, but she can tell he is stroking it underneath. She slips into the empty seat next to him, reaches under the blanket, and says, "can I help you with that?"
"whatsa watchin'?" might be more consistent with the original idea, but the core idea is classic...
 
My parents were always the kind to fast-forward any sex scenes, and actively avoided movies that had them.

However, just the once, when I was recovering at home from a rather major operation my mother played a PG-13 movie for us, expecting the usual barely-implied scene. The woman in question on the tape made a kind of sad face, and then we were hit by one of the most explicit sex scenes I've seen in a movie. Still beats the hell out of 300's sequel or whatever else anyone has brought up.

My mother didn't actually fast-forward that one. She just kind of froze up and stared for the full length of the scene, and then afterwards quietly left to be alone.
 
My parents were always the kind to fast-forward any sex scenes, and actively avoided movies that had them.

However, just the once, when I was recovering at home from a rather major operation my mother played a PG-13 movie for us, expecting the usual barely-implied scene. The woman in question on the tape made a kind of sad face, and then we were hit by one of the most explicit sex scenes I've seen in a movie. Still beats the hell out of 300's sequel or whatever else anyone has brought up.

My mother didn't actually fast-forward that one. She just kind of froze up and stared for the full length of the scene, and then afterwards quietly left to be alone.
was there an odd buzzing sound cominfg out of her room?
 
I used to watch porn on my work laptop on business kme n the guy in it were good friends, btw) when I realised a woman had managed to sit behind me without me noticing. She suggested we went to her room to watch the rest... and I got out a few hours later.
The basic scenario is sound and, in my case, is almost based on reality LOL
 
I could see this with a brother and sister...
The parents are away and the brother is watching porn on his laptop. He is too distracted to notice his sister come into the room. She walks silently up behind him and watches over his shoulder for a second before he realizes that she is there. When he moves to close the screen, she gently stops him by taking his right hand-- the one that he had just been pleasuring himself with.

He looks at her, she looks at him, he opens the computer, and they watch together.

She notices that the actress isn't some tart, but rather, closely resembles her...

"Your type?" she says after a while.

"I guess," he says, slightly embarrassed...
 
The parents are away and the brother is watching porn on his laptop. He is too distracted to notice his sister come into the room. She walks silently up behind him and watches over his shoulder for a second before he realizes that she is there. When he moves to close the screen, she gently stops him by taking his right hand-- the one that he had just been pleasuring himself with.

He looks at her, she looks at him, he opens the computer, and they watch together.

She notices that the actress isn't some tart, but rather, closely resembles her...

"Your type?" she says after a while.

"I guess," he says, slightly embarrassed...
not quite an accident, but a good start...
 
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