Accidental Sex?

[Carnevil9]

In the incest poll, there is an option to vote for "accidental sex." This concept intrigues me. Just what the heck is accidental sex? How does that work? Anyone have any examples or ideas? It could make the basis of an interesting story.

And it doesn't have to be limited to incest, of course........Carney

 

[emap]

I am suprised you have never heard the story of accidental kids. It seems to be everywhere and I'm talking from the parents themselves saying it, not to mention a few of the kids. Don't look at me like that bartenders aren't the only ones who hear everything.

Anyway, as the story goes, the mom is picking something up and just bent over at the waist. The skirt rides up, the father is somewhere behind her and the oldest son, it's always the oldest son though sometimes it's the neighbor or a brother backs the truck up and wham they are having sex. Feels to good to stop so they finish it up and there's a kid nine months later.

There is another variation, it's a slightly stranger version, I think so anyway. He is getting up in the morning and crawling over her to do it when he slips and fun to be had for all. If you don't understand why he is crawling over her to get up you have never seen some of the smaller mobile homes. The bedroom is to small to do anything but shove the bed against the wall.

 

[Carnevil9]

I've heard of accidental kids, but usually the conception was accidental, not the sex act. Your examples are whimsical, but I guess they qualify.

 

[jeninflorida]

In the incest poll, there is an option to vote for "accidental sex." This concept intrigues me. Just what the heck is accidental sex? How does that work? Anyone have any examples or ideas? It could make the basis of an interesting story.

And it doesn't have to be limited to incest, of course........Carney

grrr that incest thing

I like the idea, oh hell I'll start a new thread

 

[rosco rathbone]

Isn't that how Garp was conceived?

 

[emap]

Wait which Garp?

 

[HornyHenry]

I remember a story

Where the guy was a musician, I believe somewhere in Fla. He wound up picking up a younger lady, having sex, and discovered she was his daughter.

Another version: He thought it was his wife, or she thought it was her boyfriend, and yada, yada, yada.

 

[RicoLouis]

Mom goes out for a night with the girls leaving dad and son at home to watch the baby. Dad gets called into work or something and has to leave so son goes into parents room where the baby is sleeping where he falls asleep. Mom comes home a bit tipsy and randy and starts fooling around with sleeping son who wakes up with his cock in his moms mouth.

 

[JMaxwell69]

I've heard stories of straight men who trip in the locker room and accidentally impale their mouth on some other guy's dick, but, frankly, I'm skeptical.

 

[Carnevil9]

Isn't that how Garp was conceived?

No. Garp's dad was a tail-gunner in a fighter plane, and was wounded and ended up in a coma. His mom was a nurse who noticed that her comatose patient had too nice an erection not to straddle for a ride......Carney

 

[mcevin]

Copulate, Copulate, Fuck to the Music

Okay, okay, so like I had accidental sex with this other girl's soon 2bxbf. I mean she was late like usual, and he and were sort of fooling around, YOU know, just passing the time, so we weren't going to have sex, I just was getting more comfortable, you know, getting my panties out of the way and stuff.

So I sort of wound up with my legs spread, and we were sort of dry-humping, only it wasn't very dry, and then his gf shows up, she's like, “God, Jamie! What are you doing!” and I'm like, “It's not what it looks like.” and SHE'S like, “What does it look like, Jamie?” and I'm like, “Well, um, you took health class.”

It was all right though, he didn't cum or anything and his gf was going to dump him anyway and now she had an excuse.

Love,

Jamie

 

[Carnevil9]

Okay, okay, so like I had accidental sex with this other girl's soon 2bxbf. I mean she was late like usual, and he and were sort of fooling around, YOU know, just passing the time, so we weren't going to have sex, I just was getting more comfortable, you know, getting my panties out of the way and stuff.

So I sort of wound up with my legs spread, and we were sort of dry-humping, only it wasn't very dry, and then his gf shows up, she's like, “God, Jamie! What are you doing!” and I'm like, “It's not what it looks like.” and SHE'S like, “What does it look like, Jamie?” and I'm like, “Well, um, you took health class.”

It was all right though, he didn't cum or anything and his gf was going to dump him anyway and now she had an excuse.

Love,

Jamie

OMFG! That was YOU?

 

[mcevin]

Yah (blush) Sorry you didn't cum. Wanna try again?

Love,

Jamie

 

[Carnevil9]

Yah (blush) Sorry you didn't cum. Wanna try again?

Love,

Jamie

Only if you dress up like a Mexican MILF.

 

[mcevin]

Well, I['m a blue-eyed blond, but I speak a little Spanish...

Love,

Jamie