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Dillinger

Dillinger

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Its a band name. An actual band.

As are:

Bondage A Go Go
Cap'n Crunch and the Cereal Killers
The Do I Look Like I Give a Fucks
Five Fat Guys Who Rock
Fuck Me, Suck Me, Call Me Helen
Gaye Bikers on Acid
Hard-drinkin' Housewives
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Lorne Greene's Wet Nipple
Nearly Died Laughing While Shaving My Butt
Seven Year Bitch
Testostertones
The Voluptuous Horror of Karen Black
Wynona Ryders

And my favorite:

The Yeasty Girls


And there are more at The Canonical List of Weird Band Names - http://www.mcs.net/~shochber/bandname.html
 
Do you get tickets for the Impotent Seasnakes?

Dear god, I've seen some of these bands! (Promise you won't tell anyone)

That list was hysterical. They left off Jimmy's Chicken Shack though.
 
I've actually seen some of them too... The Meat Puppets for one... I was in Phoenix when they first started out. I've also seen The Very Idea of Fucking Hitler... they sucked, as you could very well imagine.
 
I once saw a band called the "Anal Probes", they were real bad....enough said
 
I always thatought that a good name for a band would be

"Free Beer"
or
"My Dixie Wrecked"

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The really frightening thing is that on some mix tape I have somewhere (recorded for me by my brother, no less) there is a song by the Yeasty Girls. It's called "You Suck." It's sort of funny, but it's honestly one of the more vile things I've ever heard--at one point, the lyrics are and I quote: "I know you think it's a real drag to suck my cunt when I'm on the rag."

God, just typing that gives me the heebie-jeebies. Although here at Literotica, I'm sure there are some who don't find that icky in the least. Well, it takes all kinds, I guess.
 
You Suck

The Yeastie Girls:
I know you're really proud cause you think you're well hung but I think it's time you learn how to use your tounge you
say you want things to be even and you want things to be fair but you're afraid to get your teeth caught in my pubic hair if you're lying there expecting me to suck your dick you're going to have to give more than just a token lick well you may not like it but you better learn how cause it's your turn now

now you suck suck it hard go down baby you suck lick it hard and move your tongue around

If you're worried about babies you can lower your risk by giving me that special cunnilingus kiss it's on your face that I'm gonna sit you can wiggle you can jiggle your tongue on my clit don't worry about making me have an orgasm just take your time and do it with enthusiasm I can tell it's making you scared just thinking of it but you better learn to love it

now you suck... [follow previous instructions]

When you hear safe sex you snicker under your breath we got to take cover we're flirting with death AIDS is our
problem we've got to talk break out your dental dam and your latex sock I'm your latex lover wrapped like a gift got my
microwave plastic wrap heating up my clit dinner's on get busy with my booty got a couple of flavours sweet licorice and fruity I know you're said luscious pussy with a cover I'm aching too we can't taste each other there's no slacking off with an unprotected stroke this ain't no joke
Sisters...you've got the power use it!

[woman:] You brought a condom, right?
[man:] HUH?
[woman:] I'm unprotected
[man:] Ain't you on the pill?
[woman:] Oh, that was great and everything, but you know I think it's your turn to go down on me
[man:] I'm tired, I'm tired
[woman:] What do you mean you're tired? come on baby come on
[man:] no, no that's awful ... that taste terrible
[woman:] you ass hole you shit

Well I know you think it's a real drag to suck my cunt when I'm on the rag quit making up stories yeah give me a break
cause I really don't believe that you've got a headache you tell me it's gross to suck my yeast infection how do you think I feel when I gag on your erection uuh your wasting your tongue with lame excuses and lies get your face between my thighs

Now you suck... [Very good]
 
I pass this little bar on the way to the park....they are always advertising The Cornholes needless to say....I don't stop.
 
Dear God, Dillinger . . . I thought I was the only person in the world deranged enough to know the words to that song. Tell me you just found them somewhere and pasted them in. Tell me you don't have that committed to memory . . . :)
 
LMAO

Graymouse said:
Dear God, Dillinger . . . I thought I was the only person in the world deranged enough to know the words to that song. Tell me you just found them somewhere and pasted them in. Tell me you don't have that committed to memory . . . :)
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Our local rock station plays that song every Friday at lunchtime. Fucking hilarious!

Just not a good day to be having a tuna sandwich. :D
 
Graymouse said:
Tell me you just found them somewhere and pasted them in. Tell me you don't have that committed to memory . . . :)
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And if not, lie.

*shudder* that was just yucky. Almost as bad as some Lords of Acid lyrics.
 
Jimmy's Chicken Shack???? Hey, I've seen them...


you know what though, other than bands named for people, aren't all band names really kind of strange? Think about it...The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Who?
 
Graymouse said:
Dear God, Dillinger . . . I thought I was the only person in the world deranged enough to know the words to that song. Tell me you just found them somewhere and pasted them in. Tell me you don't have that committed to memory . . . :)
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*speaking in a low monotone* - "I just found them somewhere. I pasted them in. I don't have them committed to memory... take me to your leader... where are the women at?"
 
Dagnabbit, thought this was yet another true confession.

Dillinger, ever hear "I feel like homemade shit" by the Fugs? Look in the mirror.
 
Deborah said:
Dagnabbit, thought this was yet another true confession.

Dillinger, ever hear "I feel like homemade shit" by the Fugs? Look in the mirror.
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Hell - I've seen the Fugs... I have their albums. I met Ed Sanders... Tuli Kupferberg... I've crashed on the floor of the Yipster Times in Greenwich Village and got high with them.
 
Here are the names of some Japanese punk bands:

Three Michelle Gun Elephant
Sound Masturbation
Bathtub Shitters
Flying Testicle

and best of all...

Goddamn Motherfuck Shitass Bitches
 
I was in a band for a while called Clint Oris And The Celluloid Ashplant, and another one called Crunchy Joseph. My friend was in Placenta Party (named after parties The Barbarians - local chapter of Hell's Angels - used to have where they fry the placenta after one of their girlfriends has had a baby and have a communal feast).

We once had a competition to see who could come up with the worst band name. My brother came up with "Lasagna". My friend, Grant, came up with "Plum Pudding".

PS - I saw Gaye Bykers On Acid once in the '80s: noisy, long-haired types.
 
Graymouse said:
The really frightening thing is that on some mix tape I have somewhere (recorded for me by my brother, no less) there is a song by the Yeasty Girls. It's called "You Suck." It's sort of funny, but it's honestly one of the more vile things I've ever heard--at one point, the lyrics are and I quote: "I know you think it's a real drag to suck my cunt when I'm on the rag."

God, just typing that gives me the heebie-jeebies. Although here at Literotica, I'm sure there are some who don't find that icky in the least. Well, it takes all kinds, I guess.
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It does take all kinds. I was looking for the words to a song called "The Menstruation Blues" which rivals the "You Suck" lyrics when I found a menstruation fetish site. Such charming pics as "menstruating girls being inspected with speculums". Erk. Not my scene at all.
 
Trace that all back to the Fugs! The band's name may not be so "questionable" but if you're talking lyrics... *grin* --- In fact - "Saran Wrap" would fit very nicely into the BJ and Condom thread reverse question...
 
Bad luck indeed

Thanks for the clarification OUTSIDER. I was genuinely worried ... thought I saw a pattern emerging. I'll sleep better tonight now.
 
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