"Accidental" Exhibitionism

[KinkyGoose]

I wasn't sure where else to post this, so here it is...

I was driving into the parking garage for my apartment building today, and a woman was walking into the apartment. She was a big, thick curvy wonderful BBW, a pretty face and a giant ass that would have made Peter Paul Rubens say 'wow, now that is a big ol' booty'

She was wearing a very flattering pair of jeans, which happened to have a giant rip in the seat, from the waistline down the inner seam of the back pocket all the way to the bottom of her ass.

Best of all, she was clearly wearing no underpants, because her milky white skin was most definitely showing through the extremely wide gap in the denim. Of course, I cannot rule out the possibility of some kind of stringy thong number. (Furthermore, far from ruling it out, I dwelt long and *ahem* hard on the notion)

This wonderful, serendipitous display of tasty big ass got me to thinking. Did she have any idea it had happened? Surely she felt the ass-breeze, if not the flappity fabric against her tukus. Of course it was absurd, but what if she was totally aware of her exposure, and just wanted to drive the BBW-lovers of Uptown Chicago crazy with it!?

So, besides a discussion of how awesome this was, my question to you Litsters is "How many of you out there are 'Accidental' Exhibitionists?'

Ladies, who among you likes to perk up your nipples before you head out the door, or go intentionally bra-less in that shirt you damn well know will show everything off? Do you wear your most vibrant bra and panties in your thinnest white dresses on bright sunny days? Pantiless, short-skirted, and wide-kneed on the bus?

And fellas, who likes to fluff up their meat before putting on your bulgiest jeans, or what have you?

Who likes to make love with the curtains open in a high rise apartment? Or be especially noisy when you know your attractive neighbors are home?

Who else is always on the lookout for these exhibitionists, too? Always peeking for a glimpse of the forbidden, purposefully on display.


I just though this might be a productive area of discussion... should it be posted somewhere else, perhaps?

Hope this has piqued some interest! It certainly has with me

 

[pauly_z]

Last week I was at the Bucktown Arts Fest here in Chicago, knowing that someone I like to see would be there (she posts here too BTW). I wore a loosefitting pair of shorts "commando" and when she hiked up her skirt to flash some upper thigh for me, it was clear for anyone who chose to look how my resulting boner tented those loose shorts unencumbered by any underpants...

 

[shykittyme]

Um...I can't say I'm an accidental exhibitionist, or an intentional one either. If I accidentally exposed myself in some way, it would more than likely just be a happy accident for some lucky fellow...

But I sure enjoyed reading these two posts, gentlemen...

 

[andreaclev]

I love to be pantiless....whether im wearing a pair of jeans or an short tight/flowy skirt.....I love the feeling....and I like to think others find it as sexy as i do....whether they know im pantiless or not....

Hope that answers your question...

 

[XsNrg]

Um...I can't say I'm an accidental exhibitionist, or an intentional one either. If I accidentally exposed myself in some way, it would more than likely just be a happy accident for some lucky fellow...

But I sure enjoyed reading these two posts, gentlemen...

What a lovely new av...

 

[shykittyme]

What a lovely new av...

Thank you, darling...I like it too...

 

[KinkyGoose]

I love to be pantiless....whether im wearing a pair of jeans or an short tight/flowy skirt.....I love the feeling....and I like to think others find it as sexy as i do....whether they know im pantiless or not....

Hope that answers your question...

It did answer my question! And that's wonderful!

I'm really glad it was your first post here... wish i was an Afrikaaner!

 

[KinkyGoose]

So far down page 2 already? I hate to doom this thread with a self-bump, but I sincerely hope more people find this sort of hot.

So glad to hear from people in the BBW thread read it too Thanks ladies!

And in there they raised a great point:

If you notice someone blatantly showing something off , do you mention it to them? Whistle, wink, smile, reach for your camera phone?

If you were the show-er, would you be flattered or embarassed that someone reacted?

Thinking/talking about this is getting me really hot, can't wait to see what more dirty birds think!

 

[frostyred]

Often, I walk around pantiless with skirts, or show more cleavage than ought to be legal. Yeah, I leave the drapes open, or take it a little too far, in the car. It's not always a planned thing, though.

Once, while I was working at an outdoor event, my dress flew up over my head. It was a really hot day, and I was wearing the tiniest suggestion of panties. I know at least a few people enjoyed the show.

On a winter day, I stopped at the bank, while on the way to see a naughty friend. Once again, the wind took my skirt, this time revealing black, lace topped stockings, garters, and thong. Hopefully, the 70 yr old man in the car next to mine, didn't have a heart attack.

 

[Kingofmycastle]

I wasn't sure where else to post this, so here it is...

I was driving into the parking garage for my apartment building today, and a woman was walking into the apartment. She was a big, thick curvy wonderful BBW, a pretty face and a giant ass that would have made Peter Paul Rubens say 'wow, now that is a big ol' booty'

She was wearing a very flattering pair of jeans, which happened to have a giant rip in the seat, from the waistline down the inner seam of the back pocket all the way to the bottom of her ass.

Best of all, she was clearly wearing no underpants, because her milky white skin was most definitely showing through the extremely wide gap in the denim. Of course, I cannot rule out the possibility of some kind of stringy thong number. (Furthermore, far from ruling it out, I dwelt long and *ahem* hard on the notion)

This wonderful, serendipitous display of tasty big ass got me to thinking. Did she have any idea it had happened? Surely she felt the ass-breeze, if not the flappity fabric against her tukus. Of course it was absurd, but what if she was totally aware of her exposure, and just wanted to drive the BBW-lovers of Uptown Chicago crazy with it!?

So, besides a discussion of how awesome this was, my question to you Litsters is "How many of you out there are 'Accidental' Exhibitionists?'

Ladies, who among you likes to perk up your nipples before you head out the door, or go intentionally bra-less in that shirt you damn well know will show everything off? Do you wear your most vibrant bra and panties in your thinnest white dresses on bright sunny days? Pantiless, short-skirted, and wide-kneed on the bus?

And fellas, who likes to fluff up their meat before putting on your bulgiest jeans, or what have you?

Who likes to make love with the curtains open in a high rise apartment? Or be especially noisy when you know your attractive neighbors are home?

Who else is always on the lookout for these exhibitionists, too? Always peeking for a glimpse of the forbidden, purposefully on display.


I just though this might be a productive area of discussion... should it be posted somewhere else, perhaps?

Hope this has piqued some interest! It certainly has with me

Had that happened to me while driving this would have been the result.

http://www.premiercollisioncenterinc.com/images/CarCartoon.gif

 

[KinkyGoose]

Often, I walk around pantiless with skirts, or show more cleavage than ought to be legal. Yeah, I leave the drapes open, or take it a little too far, in the car. It's not always a planned thing, though.

Once, while I was working at an outdoor event, my dress flew up over my head. It was a really hot day, and I was wearing the tiniest suggestion of panties. I know at least a few people enjoyed the show.

On a winter day, I stopped at the bank, while on the way to see a naughty friend. Once again, the wind took my skirt, this time revealing black, lace topped stockings, garters, and thong. Hopefully, the 70 yr old man in the car next to mine, didn't have a heart attack.

I am super jealous of whomever this mystery 'naughty friend' is Frosty, from what I have seen, you really gave those guys a show at the bank and the event!

Do you get a rush when you can tell someone is glancing at your 'illegal' cleavage?

Does it make your pantiless parts wet to know you're arousing all those nameless faces on the street or in the neighboring cars?


I'd really love to walk by those open drapes of yours one day...

 

[bashfull]

I'm not much of an exhibitionist. However, I am quite the voyeur.

's ladies
^5 fellas

 

[Hoss1026]

My girl and I will often have hotel sex with the drapes open and she will scream unabashedly...

I often run errands wearing loose shorts and commando...more than one woman has "accidentally" brushed her hand across my cock whilst standing in line to check-out.

Great thread idea.

 

[CockLuvnCUTIE]

I have had sex against hotel windows... once at a hotel in Boston, where the hotel stretched out over a major highway. And I once drove home from the beach completely naked. I've given and received oral sex in public places, some more public than others.

I can and do choose to dress conservatively a lot of the time, it makes the other times more surprising and effective, but even under conservative clothes, I love to wear a skimpy thong under a skirt. Even if the skirt never flips up, I LOVE the way the fabric feels on my bare ass. I wear the prettiest bras I can find, and I don't mind if they are seen either through fabric or at the edge of a low cut top. I love the way my nipples look through a thin top, and I never buy bras with padding or thick lining so they have every chance to "shine".

 

[bashfull]

Many years ago, stayed in a hotel overlooking the strip on the beach. On the 9th floor, floor to ceiling windows, I pressed her up against the window, breasts mashed against the glass, and took her from behind. It was at night, but she loved the thrill of thinking that anyone who looked up could see her "being naughty" and having her ass taken.

 

[KinkyGoose]

Great thread idea.

After Frosty and Cutie's responses, I couldn't agree with you more!

Furthermore, I'm glad to finally have confirmation that at least some of the women out there driving me insane with their naughty shows are indeed doing it on purpose, and it's not just my dirty mind taking advantage of their accidents!


I think these driving around being risque stories are the sexiest, to me at least.

I always glance over at other drivers, half hoping to see something like that going on. With you ladies' encouragement, I'll have to start peeking twice as often.

Well keep up the great stories, ladies and gentlemen! I sadly must run to work, but I will be checking and posting lots, so I hope you are too

 

[CockLuvnCUTIE]

After Frosty and Cutie's responses, I couldn't agree with you more!

Furthermore, I'm glad to finally have confirmation that at least some of the women out there driving me insane with their naughty shows are indeed doing it on purpose, and it's not just my dirty mind taking advantage of their accidents!

Well I'm happy to confirm that I do it on purpose, but it isn't always about what someone else feels. Of course, women love to be noticed, especially when the guy doing the noticing is not rude about it. But like I said about thong wearing, a lot of the time, its about how it makes ME feel. Whether anyone notices or not. Other women might feel differently.