RicoLouis
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I had a story I wrote one time, more of a comedy then erotica even showed it to my sister and a few friends, hate that I lost it. Though never got past more then a few pages. It parodied a few movies.
But it starts off with a guy just turned eighteen, waking up with a major boner. He reaches into a drawer beside his bed and pulls out a measureing tape. Measuring his cock. He lets the measureing tape go as the measuring tape knicks him as he cringes. He puts it away and pulls out a penis pump. He puts on the pump and begins pumping away getting into a good rythem. Suddenly there is a knock at his door and he just manages to hide the pump under the sheets. His big sister comes in to wish him a happy birthday and sits on the bed and right on the bulb for the penis pump as he cringes. She ask if he is okay and leans over to fill his forhead releaseing the pump but sits back on it when she leans back. A few seconds later his mom comes in and brings pancakes with a candle. Since he said he was to old for a cake. They begin singing happy birthday and sister begins to jump up and down on the bulb as she sings. Had Alot of little jokes like so "so you fill any bigger." and "you coming?" After the girls leave he pulls it off and his cock goes off.
But it starts off with a guy just turned eighteen, waking up with a major boner. He reaches into a drawer beside his bed and pulls out a measureing tape. Measuring his cock. He lets the measureing tape go as the measuring tape knicks him as he cringes. He puts it away and pulls out a penis pump. He puts on the pump and begins pumping away getting into a good rythem. Suddenly there is a knock at his door and he just manages to hide the pump under the sheets. His big sister comes in to wish him a happy birthday and sits on the bed and right on the bulb for the penis pump as he cringes. She ask if he is okay and leans over to fill his forhead releaseing the pump but sits back on it when she leans back. A few seconds later his mom comes in and brings pancakes with a candle. Since he said he was to old for a cake. They begin singing happy birthday and sister begins to jump up and down on the bulb as she sings. Had Alot of little jokes like so "so you fill any bigger." and "you coming?" After the girls leave he pulls it off and his cock goes off.