Abuse me, I'm bored

[Oscuridad]

I had thought for a moment to concoct a truly enticing title.

But honesty is the best policy, and I figure an invitation for abuse will attract a lot of interest.

*paints a target on himself and settles in*

 

[jjjrshabadoo]

Your ugly and your mother dresses you funny

 

[Hillbilly_Honey]

Can I abuse you in a purely sexual way ?

 

[Eve32]

I don't know if you know or not....but you're also kind of.....sticky...

*grin*

Morning.

Cleo

 

[Oscuridad]

Your ugly and your mother dresses you funny

I dress me funny dammit.

It keeps the straights away.

 

[Oscuridad]

Can I abuse you in a purely sexual way ?

You can try, but tables often turn when I'm about

 

[Oscuridad]

I don't know if you know or not....but you're also kind of.....sticky...

*grin*

Morning.

Cleo

*accidentally -heh- falls on Cleo*

Oh dear, I seem to be stuck.
Whatever will we do?

 

[Hillbilly_Honey]

You can try, but tables often turn when I'm about

oooo....s'ok, I'm a switch hitter. Can be the abuser or the abusee.

 

[glorfindale39]

*Evil smile* Where did I put that book of diferential equations.... Pencil sharp Oscuridad? OR should we send you a loop of bad acordian music?

Seriously though, if you want to stir up something just start a thread on one of the unwinable arguments: abortion, god, politics.

G.

I had thought for a moment to concoct a truly enticing title.

But honesty is the best policy, and I figure an invitation for abuse will attract a lot of interest.

*paints a target on himself and settles in*

 

[Oscuridad]

Re: Re: Abuse me, I'm bored

*Evil smile* Where did I put that book of diferential equations.... Pencil sharp Oscuridad? OR should we send you a loop of bad acordian music?

Seriously though, if you want to stir up something just start a thread on one of the unwinable arguments: abortion, god, politics.

G.

I'm bored...

But I'm not THAT bored.

Accordion music? NO!

 

[Oscuridad]

oooo....s'ok, I'm a switch hitter. Can be the abuser or the abusee.

Okay. Hit me.. I mean

 

[Riles]

I had thought for a moment to concoct a truly enticing title.

But honesty is the best policy, and I figure an invitation for abuse will attract a lot of interest.

*paints a target on himself and settles in*

*rushes in, bites you on the tush and runs back out*

 

[caligula]

Hard to say name, AND spooky! Boy, I am really sticking it to you, hah!

 

[Hillbilly_Honey]

Assume position *eg

 

[honeylick]

Assume position *eg

-giggle-

*snapping glove*

now relax....

 

[Oscuridad]

Re: Re: Abuse me, I'm bored

*rushes in, bites you on the tush and runs back out*

YAH!

ooo.

I kinda liked that.

 

[Hillbilly_Honey]

-giggle-

*snapping glove*

now relax....

LOL...now this is gettin interesting. O, do you prefer lube or can we do a dry run ?

 

[Eve32]

*accidentally -heh- falls on Cleo*

Oh dear, I seem to be stuck.
Whatever will we do?

Damn, I guess we're stuck together....

 

[Riles]

Re: Re: Re: Abuse me, I'm bored

YAH!

ooo.

I kinda liked that.

Of course you did. You're a kinky old man.

 

[Oscuridad]

Hard to say name, AND spooky! Boy, I am really sticking it to you, hah!

Well I had thought to be called Slartibardfast.
But I settled on this as more confusing.

Call me 'O' for short.

As for spooky...

*rattles chains and makes moaning noises*

Stop that HH, your making us conspicuous.

 

[Silverluna]

*smack* hello headmaster

 

[Oscuridad]

-giggle-

*snapping glove*

now relax....

Ohmy.

Lookee what i've gotten myself into...

...or more to the point, into me.

 

[Oscuridad]

LOL...now this is gettin interesting. O, do you prefer lube or can we do a dry run ?

Lube please. I need to sit later today.

 

[Hillbilly_Honey]

You love it and you know it. Better if you just succumb now.

 

[Oscuridad]

Damn, I guess we're stuck together....

Good thing too. I was getting thirsty.