ABSTRUSIONS: A Bohemian hangout.

[McKenna]

Whiskey and a fresh cigar, please.

I'll get McKenna to walk over and light it for me so that she shows off some cleavage.

Ha! Gawd, motherhood has made me forget I was once a sexual being.

Must remedy that.

 

[The_Fool]

Ha! Gawd, motherhood has made me forget I was once a sexual being.

Must remedy that.

Darling, that I can never forget.

 

[McKenna]

Steal one from McK Jrs' juice box.

Dude, no juice box. I'm still trying to figure out how to wean him from the good stuff. He's not fond of the sippy cup, and he's a bit old for the bottle.

 

[McKenna]

Darling, that I can never forget.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Dude, no juice box. I'm still trying to figure out how to wean him from the good stuff. He's not fond of the sippy cup, and he's a bit old for the bottle.

Have the Fool show him how

 

[McKenna]

Have the Fool show him how

Cold turkey! Straight to the drinkable yogurt.

 

[The_Fool]

Have the Fool show him how

Honey, you know me, it's either the tit or the whiskey bottle. Occasionally a beer. I might not be the best influence.

 

[McKenna]

Honey, you know me, it's either the tit or the whiskey bottle. Occasionally a beer. I might not be the best influence.

How about a nipple on a whiskey bottle?

 

[The_Fool]

How about a nipple on a whiskey bottle?

Or whiskey on a nipple...

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Wow, the moat alligators have gotten huge over the years!!

 

[McKenna]

Or whiskey on a nipple...

I like the way you think!

 

[McKenna]

Wow, the moat alligators have gotten huge over the years!!

It's just the baby weight. It'll come off. Really!

*sniff, sniff*

 

[YoursSINSerely]

I like the way you think!

I was going to post those very words. Great minds think alike!

 

[The_Fool]

Well, McKenna does have nice breasts. And I do have good whiskey.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

It's just the baby weight. It'll come off. Really!

*sniff, sniff*

You also need a good moisturizer, hon.

 

[The_Fool]

You also need a good moisturizer, hon.

You just want an excuse to break out the KY to use on her.

 

[McKenna]

I was going to post those very words. Great minds think alike!

Indeed!

Well, McKenna does have nice breasts. And I do have good whiskey.

...and the twain, never shall part.

You also need a good moisturizer, hon.

This tough love hurts, man.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Indeed!



...and the twain, never shall part.




This tough love hurts, man.

oh shut up and drink your fizzy whatever.

Gosh, I've missed this.

 

[The_Fool]

oh shut up and drink your fizzy whatever.

Gosh, I've missed this.

Want one of my cigars?

 

[MagicaPractica]

Gosh, I've missed this.

*chortlesnicker* Me too!

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Whiskey and a fresh cigar, please.

I'll get McKenna to walk over and light it for me so that she shows off some cleavage.

I read this as fresh cougar...

 

[The_Fool]

I read this as fresh cougar...

Cougar? In this thread? Never going to happen.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Cougar? In this thread? Never going to happen.

I'm the only cougar here.

 

[The_Fool]

I'm the only cougar here.

I'm not scared of your claws or your bite.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm not scared of your claws or your bite.

How about the venom I spit??