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[Quasimodem]

The New Underground Railroad.

Frist backs constitutional ban on gay marriage

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Senate majority leader said Sunday he supported a proposed constitutional amendment to ban homosexual marriage in the United States. . . .


Somebody grease up the engines on the underground railroad, here comes another shipment of oppressed peoples - this time to be married in Toronto.

 

[MathGirl]

Look out SF

Dear Quaz,
That would sure depopulate Catro Street in Baghdad by the Bay.
MG

 

[gauchecritic]

With formal apologies to Leo Sayer.

He stares at him with his beard unshaved
Wonders at his power of staying awake
He whispers slowly "You did just fine"
They share the driving all through the night
He laughs "My mother will have lost her mind"
We're only 10 miles from Toronto, they're 3000 behind.

Moonlighting they're leaving everything
Moonlighting they're losing all their friends
Et.c.

Doesn't have quite the same ring does it?

Gauche