Abs for Popess

[LadyJeanne]

She asked a question and you all ignored her.

Thanks, Lauren! I appreciate the info; I was about to turn into that chickie in "Fatal Attraction"...

"I will not be ignored, Dan!"

which means I would have had to find a bunny to boil and I'm too lazy for that.

 

[Lauren Hynde]

Thanks, Lauren!

You're welcome.


And the AV is staying, O Duckfather of Soul.

 

[Guest]

I wish Lou was here to make fun of too......cloudy is in cyberhell somewhere.

Speak of the devil...



Better luck next time, your Holiness... NOT!

 

[dreampilot79]

Jesus, are you still the shit around here? Um, whats that white smoke bellowing from your . . . :O

that's just the smoke rolling outa my ears cuz I peeked under abs robe

 

[dreampilot79]

thinks I'll start a new church... the holy catholic church of abs.... abs is the first pope.. and I'll worship at her feet...(it's easier to look up her robe from there)

 

[dreampilot79]

just make me a promise abs... if we start our own church of abs.. and your the pope....

when I get to kiss your ring... can ya make it a nipple ring?

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

just make me a promise abs. . . when I get to kiss your ring... can ya make it a nipple ring?

Sounds like an interesting denomination.

The sacrement is a bust in the mouth.

 

[Subo97]

Am I an Episcopalian now?

Good Lord, they elected Joe "The Rat" Ratzinger, the absolute last cardinal on my list. This nimrod is the closest thing the Roman Catholic Church has to Jerry Falwell.

On the upside, Poe Benedict XVI is already 79. maybe he'll only last as long as John Paul I, the smiling Pope, who lasted a month or two.

His job is to whip us all into shape. Good luck.

 

[CharleyH]

that's just the smoke rolling outa my ears cuz I peeked under abs robe

Well it seemed like a small puff compared to her natural state. Enjoy the ... whiff?

 

[CharleyH]

Sounds like an interesting denomination.

The sacrement is a bust in the mouth.

And we always prefer yours ... unless you are talking the turn the other cheek kind? THEN we enjoy yours MOST

 

[Guest]

Well it seemed like a small puff compared to her natural state. Enjoy the ... whiff?

Bahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

This talk of kissing her ring is making me queasy. I, for one, am fucking relieved she didn't attain her dream. I don't have to kiss it again!

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

New pope elected
Cardinal Ratzinger of Germany elected Pope Benedict XVI

Would calling him "Eggs" be considered a no-no?

Abs, you wuz robbed. Da fix was in. But you'll always be a favorite Popess.

The Right Rev Rumple Foreskin

 

[rgraham666]

Damn. There goes my court jester job.

Back to writing smut for me. Oh well, I'll have more influence that way.

 

[shereads]

That was fuckin fixed.

He doesn't even look good in the robe.

I'm over it.

Torquemada Lite.

 

[dreampilot79]

Sounds like an interesting denomination.

The sacrement is a bust in the mouth.

Hmmmmmm.. I wasn't thinking of that being the universal sacrement.. but It does sound like a good idea...

guess we just have to leave it up to the new pope of the abs church to make a determination!

 

[dreampilot79]

Well it seemed like a small puff compared to her natural state. Enjoy the ... whiff?

ahhhhhh.. heaven.. made me understand why we should create this religion!!!!!!

 

[shereads]

On the upside, Poe Benedict XVI is already 79. maybe he'll only last as long as John Paul I, the smiling Pope, who lasted a month or two.

It does kind of seem like one of those "Lifetime Achievement Awards" they hand out at the Oscars, doesn't it? Either that, or they just wanted the thing done before Abs got there with her entourage.

 

[shereads]

HOw does that whole name picking thing work? Does the new Pope pick one out of a hat? Is there some sort of rhyme or reason to it? He gets to be [his favorite Pope name] + I?

JPII was a cool name. Two Beatles in one. Benedict XVI doesn't roll off the tongue in the same way.

Who wants to be the sixteenth something?

If I were pope, in which case I'd be a man, I'd want to be the first of something. Pope Ringo.

 

[dreampilot79]

Just a few questions.. If we really create a new religion and name Abs our pope...

does she become Pope Abs I..... or must she chose a new name?

And can face busting (with a real bust) really be a sacriment?? jumps up in down in urgent anticipation of being busted!!!!