About greengamegirl

[greengamegirl]

If this thread dies, it's really just here so people that read my posts will have a post about me. (A post that is more than my random comments). I really expect bored or curious people to read it. It isn't interesting enough for any other purpose.

I think it will be easier to find what I'm looking for offline when I seriously consider dating. Someone might prove me wrong, but I'm interested in friends until that happens.

About greengamegirl:
I like to make fun of things and I'm able to find humor in most things. I'm 25 and I don't relate to most people. I've been in school for most of my short life so being a student is all I know. I like to play games when I'm not studying.

Neutral:
My life is pretty neutral. It isn't extremely negative or positive. It has just been a series of events.
I don't have an interesting tragic backstory to talk about. I've never been married or seriously dated anyone.

What I don't need:
I don't need to be financially taken care of. I don't need to financially take care of someone. I don't need dick pics (honestly I don't have any experience to tell why one is better than the other). I don't need someone to discipline or dominate me.

Men I like:
funny (all types of humor), tall, smart (or at least interested in learning), and not a perfectionist.

Read my posts or ask a question for more information.

Disclaimer:
You probably won't like me. You will probably be offended by something I say. You will probably think I'm not a good person. It's perfectly normal to feel that way and I can't stop you if you want to make your feelings known.

 

[troubledone]

If this thread dies, it's really just here so people that read my posts will have a post about me. (A post that is more than my random comments). I really expect bored or curious people to read it. It isn't interesting enough for any other purpose.

I think it will be easier to find what I'm looking for offline when I seriously consider dating. Someone might prove me wrong, but I'm interested in friends until that happens.

About greengamegirl:
I like to make fun of things and I'm able to find humor in most things. I'm 25 and I don't relate to most people. I've been in school for most of my short life so being a student is all I know. I like to play games when I'm not studying.

Neutral:
My life is pretty neutral. It isn't extremely negative or positive. It has just been a series of events.
I don't have an interesting tragic backstory to talk about. I've never been married or seriously dated anyone.

What I don't need:
I don't need to be financially taken care of. I don't need to financially take care of someone. I don't need dick pics (honestly I don't have any experience to tell why one is better than the other). I don't need someone to discipline or dominate me.

Men I like:
funny (all types of humor), tall, smart (or at least interested in learning), and not a perfectionist.

Read my posts or ask a question for more information.

Disclaimer:
You probably won't like me. You will probably be offended by something I say. You will probably think I'm not a good person. It's perfectly normal to feel that way and I can't stop you if you want to make your feelings known.

you are a normal person
you need not be offended by sensibilities of men and women who are not so normal

 

[kace53]

well, well, well...

What an interesting post?!
You got my attention.
I'm 48, Aussie. Tend to dominant side of things
If you would like to chat, I would be pleased to hear from you

 

[cliteatingman]

If this thread dies, it's really just here so people that read my posts will have a post about me. (A post that is more than my random comments). I really expect bored or curious people to read it. It isn't interesting enough for any other purpose.

I think it will be easier to find what I'm looking for offline when I seriously consider dating. Someone might prove me wrong, but I'm interested in friends until that happens.

About greengamegirl:
I like to make fun of things and I'm able to find humor in most things. I'm 25 and I don't relate to most people. I've been in school for most of my short life so being a student is all I know. I like to play games when I'm not studying.

Neutral:
My life is pretty neutral. It isn't extremely negative or positive. It has just been a series of events.
I don't have an interesting tragic backstory to talk about. I've never been married or seriously dated anyone.

What I don't need:
I don't need to be financially taken care of. I don't need to financially take care of someone. I don't need dick pics (honestly I don't have any experience to tell why one is better than the other). I don't need someone to discipline or dominate me.

Men I like:
funny (all types of humor), tall, smart (or at least interested in learning), and not a perfectionist.

Read my posts or ask a question for more information.

Disclaimer:
You probably won't like me. You will probably be offended by something I say. You will probably think I'm not a good person. It's perfectly normal to feel that way and I can't stop you if you want to make your feelings known.

I like you already.

 

[yellowrocket]

You forget that most of us guys here are not the average guy you'll meet. And most of us are older. I find you very in erecting from what you said. What type of games do you like to play? What are you going to school for?

That you know there are uptight people who will be offended by your normal comments is a plus.

 

[frankie49]

Nice honest post.

Enjoy yourself, see you around sometime.

 

[StrangeView]

If this thread dies, it's really just here so people that read my posts will have a post about me. (A post that is more than my random comments). I really expect bored or curious people to read it. It isn't interesting enough for any other purpose.

I think it will be easier to find what I'm looking for offline when I seriously consider dating. Someone might prove me wrong, but I'm interested in friends until that happens.

About greengamegirl:
I like to make fun of things and I'm able to find humor in most things. I'm 25 and I don't relate to most people. I've been in school for most of my short life so being a student is all I know. I like to play games when I'm not studying.

Neutral:
My life is pretty neutral. It isn't extremely negative or positive. It has just been a series of events.
I don't have an interesting tragic backstory to talk about. I've never been married or seriously dated anyone.

What I don't need:
I don't need to be financially taken care of. I don't need to financially take care of someone. I don't need dick pics (honestly I don't have any experience to tell why one is better than the other). I don't need someone to discipline or dominate me.

Men I like:
funny (all types of humor), tall, smart (or at least interested in learning), and not a perfectionist.

Read my posts or ask a question for more information.

Disclaimer:
You probably won't like me. You will probably be offended by something I say. You will probably think I'm not a good person. It's perfectly normal to feel that way and I can't stop you if you want to make your feelings known.

Hmm, you seem pretty much normal to me Why on earth would you think you're not interesting enough? Dive in and chat, I think you'd be surprised what some of us find interesting, and what some of us won't find offensive. I'd love to chat more some time, pm or on here, I love making new friends.

SV

 

[ILuvSmalBreasts]

Sounds pretty average to me (I mean as a compliment). I suspect you will have a ton of PM's by now. Hope you like attention from older guys

So what kind of games? Board? Card? Platform? Any fav's?

Feel free to PM, if you like.

 

[LWulf]

I can't help it. I have to post a dick pic, and it's a really big one...

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/nightcourt/images/3/3d/Richard_Moll.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120914141705

Oh, and it's not that I don't like you, it's just I don't find you that interesting. Frankly, I'm most things you don't like anyway and I'm not looking for anybody at the moment.

However, you really should try using sugar instead of vinegar to attract flies. You DO want to connect with someone, right? That's usually the reason why people make ads in a personals section. So why post "I don't relate to most people" sounds like you are readying the excuses. It's not a very positive thing to say about yourself, ever. So why do it? That's all I'm saying.

Good luck finding ... whatever you aren't looking for here. heh

 

[fletchx]

However, you really should try using sugar instead of vinegar to attract flies.

Maybe she's just trying to keep the oily guys away!

 

[LWulf]

Maybe she's just trying to keep the oily guys away!

When you decide to talk sense, feel free to reply again

 

[specterrecon]

If this thread dies, it's really just here so people that read my posts will have a post about me. (A post that is more than my random comments). I really expect bored or curious people to read it. It isn't interesting enough for any other purpose.

I think it will be easier to find what I'm looking for offline when I seriously consider dating. Someone might prove me wrong, but I'm interested in friends until that happens.

About greengamegirl:
I like to make fun of things and I'm able to find humor in most things. I'm 25 and I don't relate to most people. I've been in school for most of my short life so being a student is all I know. I like to play games when I'm not studying.

Neutral:
My life is pretty neutral. It isn't extremely negative or positive. It has just been a series of events.
I don't have an interesting tragic backstory to talk about. I've never been married or seriously dated anyone.

What I don't need:
I don't need to be financially taken care of. I don't need to financially take care of someone. I don't need dick pics (honestly I don't have any experience to tell why one is better than the other). I don't need someone to discipline or dominate me.

Men I like:
funny (all types of humor), tall, smart (or at least interested in learning), and not a perfectionist.

Read my posts or ask a question for more information.

Disclaimer:
You probably won't like me. You will probably be offended by something I say. You will probably think I'm not a good person. It's perfectly normal to feel that way and I can't stop you if you want to make your feelings known.

You already sound like someone id be able to get along with, quick question u said u game PS or xbox

 

[saute101]

Her post should have been done using Rod Serling's voice.

 

[greengamegirl]

Funny responses

The funniest responses tend to come from the following people:

1. People who do not read the original post in its entirety
2. People who comment on one part of a post (out of context)
3. People who want to do the opposite of what the poster said
4. People who want to add their own interpretation to what the poster said
5. People who make a joke that requires knowledge of the reference to find it funny
6. a troll
7. people who get angry or offended by every post
8. people who manage to make the post about them

They tend to keep a thread going.

 

[deft]

You are ace.

 

[greengamegirl]

you are a normal person
you need not be offended by sensibilities of men and women who are not so normal

4. People who want to add their own interpretation to what the poster said

Some part of my post was interpreted to mean I was offended by people who are not normal. I couldn't figure out which part and I didn't say I was offended by people.

I did have a disclaimer warning people they may be offended by something I say. Especially since people these days are so easily offended.

Also, some part of my post was interpreted to mean I was not a normal person. I'm guessing this was because I said I don't related to most people.

When I said I don't relate to most people. I meant I don't have a lot in common with most people. This response is too long for most people at this point so I'll explain that in a separate post. (I'm sure most people already stopped reading).

 

[greengamegirl]

What an interesting post?!
You got my attention.
I'm 48, Aussie. Tend to dominant side of things
If you would like to chat, I would be pleased to hear from you

1. People who do not read the original post in its entirety

Under What I don't need: I said I don't need to be disciplined or dominated.

 

[greengamegirl]

You forget that most of us guys here are not the average guy you'll meet. And most of us are older. I find you very in erecting from what you said. What type of games do you like to play? What are you going to school for?

That you know there are uptight people who will be offended by your normal comments is a plus.

4. People who want to add their own interpretation to what the poster said

My post was interpreted to mean I think most of the guys here are not average people I will meet. It was also interpreted to mean I don't know most people here are older. This interpretation makes it sound like I don't like older men and I'm only interested in average people.

I'm not sure which part of my post was interpreted to mean that.

 

[Taegul]

"I really expect bored or curious people to read it."
I mentally stumbled on this trying to think of another reason that originally brings people to this board in general. Boredom and curiosity can each be the greatest of motivators.
You and I are much alike in at least one way - I don't need dick pics either!

 

[greengamegirl]

Hmm, you seem pretty much normal to me Why on earth would you think you're not interesting enough? Dive in and chat, I think you'd be surprised what some of us find interesting, and what some of us won't find offensive. I'd love to chat more some time, pm or on here, I love making new friends.

SV

4. People who want to add their own interpretation to what the poster said

My post was interpreted to mean I don't think I'm interesting. I think I could also put this under didn't read the post in its entirety but the post was quoted so...It would be too funny if it wasn't read in its entirety.

The original post said 'it might not be interesting', which I think is what was referred to. 'It' was the post, 'It ' was not me.

I said the post might not be interesting because it isn't providing: (1) a tragic back story; (2) some prior problems with love or anything related to it; (3) something added to attract attention.

 

[LWulf]

Hmm... will I be 5 or 6? 5 or 6?

I KNEW I should have gone with an actor more contempary than Richard (Dick) Moll, but I was going to go with Richard ("tricky Dick") Nixon and thought... nah she'd never get that. How could ANYBODY not know "Richard Moll"???

Yeah, I'll probably get 6.

 

[greengamegirl]

I can't help it. I have to post a dick pic, and it's a really big one...

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/nightcourt/images/3/3d/Richard_Moll.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120914141705

Oh, and it's not that I don't like you, it's just I don't find you that interesting. Frankly, I'm most things you don't like anyway and I'm not looking for anybody at the moment.

However, you really should try using sugar instead of vinegar to attract flies. You DO want to connect with someone, right? That's usually the reason why people make ads in a personals section. So why post "I don't relate to most people" sounds like you are readying the excuses. It's not a very positive thing to say about yourself, ever. So why do it? That's all I'm saying.

Good luck finding ... whatever you aren't looking for here. heh

3. People who want to do the opposite of what the poster said
Under what I don't need: I said I don't need dick picks. Poster posted a dick pick because I said I didn't need them. I'm guessing it was supposed to be funny, which it probably was to some people. Doing the opposite of what someone wants is part of a joke I guess. But, it would have made more sense if it was PMed to me. Posting a dick pick in the thread just means you want to flash everyone by showing everyone your dick. It isn't just directed at me.

4. People who want to add their own interpretation to what the poster said
My post was interpreted to assume I want to connect with someone. My post was interpreted to mean I don't relate to people was an excuse. My post was interpreted to mean I'm not looking for anything. My post was interpreted to mean I only like what I listed.
My post said I wasn't considering seriously dating anyone, which means I don't want to connect with anyone. My post said I was looking for friends. It wasn't opposite day. I said men I like, and listed some traits I like. I didn't say this is the man I'm looking for (a man with all of these traits). This isn't the build a man workshop. I just listed some traits that would make me interested. I like too many things to list them all.

8. people who manage to make the post about them
This doesn't need an explanation but this post was an excuse to post a dick pic.

Final thoughts, the person who made this comment was so confused I'm sure everyone else found it funny as well.

 

[greengamegirl]

Her post should have been done using Rod Serling's voice.

5. People who make a joke that requires knowledge of the reference to find it funny

You would have to know who Rod Serling was to get this joke. I'm sure everyone who did thought it was funny. I looked up videos of Rod Serling but I still don't get it. He seems to have a normal voice.

I was expecting a funny voice like Christopher Walken or something.

 

[greengamegirl]

Hmm... will I be 5 or 6? 5 or 6?

I KNEW I should have gone with an actor more contempary than Richard (Dick) Moll, but I was going to go with Richard ("tricky Dick") Nixon and thought... nah she'd never get that. How could ANYBODY not know "Richard Moll"???

Yeah, I'll probably get 6.

I gave you 5. The bar is high for 6.

You were making a joke that I'm sure I would have found funny if I got the reference. Everyone who got the reference probably found it funny. It seems like you were just trying to make people laugh.

Remember when I said I don't relate to most people. This is one of those times. As far as actors, I know a few current actors if they were in movies I've seen recently or if I've seen them parody of them. If they are not actors, they need to be a common historical figure. I'm 25 (born in the 90s if it wasn't clear) and I've never been particular interested in anything before the 2000s. Even then, if it wasn't funny, related to a game, or related to my studies, I wasn't interested in it.

 

[LWulf]

3. People who want to do the opposite of what the poster said
...Posting a dick pick in the thread just means you want to flash everyone by showing everyone your dick. It isn't just directed at me.

4. People who want to add their own interpretation to what the poster said

8. people who manage to make the post about them
This doesn't need an explanation but this post was an excuse to post a dick pic.

Final thoughts, the person who made this comment was so confused I'm sure everyone else found it funny as well.

8??? 8??? I think you meant 5 or maybe 6.

Also, I couldn't very well PM you since my PM is broken. Go ahead, try to PM me.

What's sad is I forgot to post your reiterated disclaimer which was supposed to go before everything else I said, but I took too long to websearch for a Dick pic and got logged out and simply forgot to add it in the rewrite. to wit:

I probably won't like you. I am offended by something you said. I think you're not a good person. It's perfectly normal for me to feel this way and you can't stop me if I want to make my feelings known!!
Which is all hogwash. It's not that I don't....​

as to your interpretations of my interpretations of your interpretations... wow. Play the game of telephone much?