AAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!

[TN_Vixen]

Re: Vix!?! C'mon now.....

You have ways. It's just that yer so friggin' horney, so often - you can't keep up with yerself.

Oh but my *ways* have gotten boring to me. The reason they are my exes is b/c they weren't good enough in bed to begin with.. hehe And I'm not one for stranger-sex. *sigh* Too damn bad, that.

 

[Ambrosious]

Lackanookie? What's that? Oh...lack of nookie...


You slay me. LOL

 

[Mustang Sally]

NYINGGGGGGGG EEEEEEE ARROOOOODLEEEE YAYAYAYAAAA NYHAHAHAA!!!! PHHHHHT WOAHARDYHAR CHIOXGNOSDIGS!!!!

I need something. I don't know what it is...
I'm wound real tight, feeling frustrated and stressed and anxious and restless and all-around yucky. You know, a little sex couldn't hurt.

 

[Jade]

Um... call me... call me right now!!

Wow... And I thought only I would be someone who would start a thread like this... man I love ya!

PS: So are you coming over or what?

 

[SeXy ReDHeD]

Whew!

"I need hot, wet, slippery, slick, tight, moaning, orgasmic thrashing, wailing, near anurism inducing sex from a highly aggressive and talented trollop. Who wants to use me like the cheap slut I am."

Hey! I'm highly aggressive and talented!!

This might be the only time I ever say this, but DAMN I wish I was Canadian right now!