AAAAAAARRRGH Matey!

[tolyk]

Be ye here to deliver the booty? (I am disappointed in the perverts around here. I mean come on guys! Pirate wenches!)

Here's a Pirate Shanty from the Canadian Prairies:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DuGGNsE3_8Y

That's a good one oh Arrogant Worms and your hatred of Calgary

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

This song be about real pirates. "The Last of Barrett's Privateers". It best be sung with a Guinness in hand. Arrr matey. God Damn them All...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UMV34CwNMY0

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

That's a good one oh Arrogant Worms and your hatred of Calgary

How could anyone hate Calgary with Edmonton just down the road? (Although, I still kinda hate the 1971 Stampeeders)

 

[Pad_Foot]

Eh matey
Yer off the plank if you choose to ignore the parrot on your shoulder
Blimey !!
Shakespeare never swabbed a deck in his whole life!
It’s the brig for you if you turn yer back on this call!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lNRjt4rCymM

Some you swine missed the whole day

Arrrgghhh!!

 

[Pad_Foot]

Cast an eye on this as you knock the weevils from yer hardtack

A pirate marriage
And great movie scene

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mvenEcIHw8E

Now drink your rum and loose the top sails!

 

[hotoldrguy]

Shiver me timbers and blow me....

 

[Pad_Foot]

Shiver me timbers and blow me....

I shall leave that joyous task to the next lass that graces our humble establishment

 

[shenglung]

Eh matey
Yer off the plank if you choose to ignore the parrot on your shoulder
Blimey !!
Shakespeare never swabbed a deck in his whole life!
It’s the brig for you if you turn yer back on this call!!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lNRjt4rCymM

Some you swine missed the whole day

Arrrgghhh!!

Watch yer tongue me boyo when speakin' about the bard, fer he was most generous fer a landlubber in his depictions o' pirates. 'N any sod who doesn't appreciate those references in Hamlet I'll personally see t' it they walk the plank.

*sharpens me cutlass ready for a fight*

 

[Cat]

Watch yer tongue me boyo when speakin' about the bard, fer he was most generous fer a landlubber in his depictions o' pirates. 'N any sod who doesn't appreciate those references in Hamlet I'll personally see t' it they walk the plank.

*sharpens me cutlass ready for a fight*

Aye!! That twas the answer that needin' be said! Yer never know when a pirate will fight thy words.

 

[Pad_Foot]

Blast! The bard boy can affect a seaworthy retort for a scurvy dog
And the wench sides with you!?

I sheath my saber, and offer the wheel to you

Tis the tails, for you Cat. Get below the decks lest the crew gets untoward thoughts about how your tongue needs better activities

Batten down the hatches! Swab the decks!
If the ship’s rockin, don’t be thinkin’ on knockin’!!

 

[Cat]

Do nah even reckon about sendin' me under deck!! I will fight 'em all 'n no one shall 'ave any vile thoughts about this body o' mine!

Shakespeareans 'n alike, they shall all succumb t' me cutlass! 'n when the tide be low 'n the moon be bleak, I will bury me booty chest on the hidden island

 

[Pad_Foot]

Fine! Make her fast to the cannon and we shall beget a son of a gun forth-with
Be quick about it
Don’t let her jab you, fool! She’s but a wench with a wicked sharp tongue

Make a line men, we have our entertainment for the eve.
We shall have the booty of her chest and more

 

[shenglung]

Fine! Make her fast to the cannon and we shall beget a son of a gun forth-with
Be quick about it
Don’t let her jab you, fool! She’s but a wench with a wicked sharp tongue

Make a line men, we have our entertainment for the eve.
We shall have the booty of her chest and more

Careful lad fer I fear thou know nah wit' whom thy tangle, many a pirate hast made the mistake o' tanglin' wit' a pirate queen. learn ye well lessons from the tales o' Anne Bonny 'n Mary Read