AAAAAAARRRGH Matey!

[BadAmy]

It's "Talk like a Pirate Day!"

Shiver me timbers!
https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xJYOcJFeeJaEj6/giphy.gif

share yer joys 'n troubles,
Swab th' poop deck
come under me lee...

Say wha' ye wants t' say-
but only in pirate lingo!
Say it with a GIF ,to ye landlubbers!

Needs help?

translate yer thoughts into pirate!
here-
http://pirate.monkeyness.com/online_pirate_translator


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[Misshotndeep]

Arrrghh!

 

[BadAmy]

where are all th' scallywags, lasses 'n rum?
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[Sexybritches69]

Leaving this here

https://youtu.be/GI6CfKcMhjY

You’re welcome.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

(Written on "Good Morning")

Arr matey. Where's yer buccaneers?

On me buckin' head!

 

[TTawhere]

(Written on "Good Morning")

Arr matey. Where's yer buccaneers?

On me buckin' head!

Under me buckin’ hat.

 

[TTawhere]

Mateys, not the day to get yer gronicals in a twist.

 

[Richard_C]

Ayye, yes the bloody code.

Ayyyye, be a good night for some plunderin!!

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Yo ho ho! "chugging grog" A good day for pillagin'! Give no quarter!

 

[Sundayschild]

Avast behind!!


...a bit rude, but ok...

 

[BadAmy]

Avast behind!!


...a bit rude, but ok...

Aye...be ye the saltiest sea dawg....nay..I be the scourge of the 7 seas! Aarrrrgh!

 

[Sundayschild]

Aye...be ye the saltiest sea dawg....nay..I be the scourge of the 7 seas! Aarrrrgh!

So says ye...I'll warrant ye have'na seen a broadside the like of which my sweet ship - the Saucy Puddin' - can serve. What says ye - yarr or nay?

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Oh, hello. Captain's wench here.

*dusts off me corset and apron*

Been awhile since I've gone to sea.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Greetings all ye wenches. To all the salty dogs who've been through a hurricane at sea, tell me: "Have ye ever been blown ashore?"






I'll be lettin' meself out...

 

[UgliestSon]

So that means we can drink on the job like a pirate? I already do that anyhow.

 

[WerdNerd]

Arrrgghhhh! How much do pirates pay to get their ears pierced?
A buccaneer! Arrrgggghhh!!!

 

[BadAmy]

So says ye...I'll warrant ye have'na seen a broadside the like of which my sweet ship - the Saucy Puddin' - can serve. What says ye - yarr or nay?

Yarr!
Bring ye the cat o nine tails....or will I hang the jib!
Avast! We cleave em to the brisket if ever there be a hornswaggle upon ye!

Tis mutiny!

 

[hotoldrguy]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ER92xjK8-U

 

[hotoldrguy]

Lame pirate jokes

https://youtu.be/0yIz0Fk_hyw

 

[Apisto42]

Leaving this here

https://youtu.be/GI6CfKcMhjY

You’re welcome.

Fuck me slag with a rusty hook, but that thar ditty wur finer tha’ all the pearls of me mother sea!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cf0E_PJtJWg

 

[LostGirlTink]

Well shiver me timbers or something, my wench costume is in the laundry.
https://www.girlielingerie.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/4/5/4529_2.jpg

 

[LikeableMe]

the pirate way!

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Oh, hello. Captain's wench here.

*dusts off me corset and apron*

Been awhile since I've gone to sea.

Well shiver me timbers or something, my wench costume is in the laundry.
https://www.girlielingerie.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/4/5/4529_2.jpg

Be ye here to deliver the booty? (I am disappointed in the perverts around here. I mean come on guys! Pirate wenches!)

Here's a Pirate Shanty from the Canadian Prairies:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DuGGNsE3_8Y

 

[Booboobear84]

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

I will take any excuse: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qGyPuey-1Jw