A-Z of COVID cures Trump will take

[SalviaDivinorum]

I'll start: Adderall

 

[thør]

Bleach

 

[Lazaran]

Cyanide.

 

[ThePlumTiger66]

Democrats' Anger

(He'll recover just to piss off those pussies.)

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Empathy (unlikely, I know, but miracles could happen).

 

[Lazaran]

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Fellatio. You know he will take that.

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

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Fellatio. You know he will take that.

But will he get it? He's in quarantine with Melania and she doesn't come across as too keen.

Gerrymandering.

 

[phrodeau]

Hydroxychloroquine

 

[SalviaDivinorum]

Hydroxychloroquine

So, did he lie about taking it to prevent getting sick or did he lie about it preventing COVID-19?

Infidelity - well, it wouldn't be the first time and he'll want to get fellated somehow.

 

[MrZeno]

Jelly beans. It could work.

 

[Froya]

KKK - Kuz the good people on both sides kan kure him.

 

[Saint Peter]

Hope Hicks' antibody laced urine in trending upward.

 

[Celand]

Hope Hicks' antibody laced urine in trending upward.

Very funny and clever

 

[HockeyShark]

https://i.imgur.com/s07k807.jpg

 

[Conager]

Loving LOLs of Liberals!

 

[jaF0]

Muerte Motherfucker!!!!

 

[Carnal_Flower]

Novichok in "Get Well Tea" present from Putin

 

[WillJ8787]

Big Mac

 

[Vanadorn]

Oreos

 

[great lover]

Percocet

 

[LLCox]

Quack blood letting

 

[Ziggins]

Red pussy juice

 

[phrodeau]

Semprini.

 

[Adre]

Trump steaks

 

[Aglaopheme]

I'll start: Adderall

With a side of Trump Tower Taco Bowl.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/33/b5/fc/33b5fc5b43c15d8a7493829159ac90fe.gif