A woman's place is gyrating on my rigid...

[Problem Child]

...throbbing cock, digging her nails into my chest, and offering her full breasts and swollen nipples to my wanting mouth, while her long, soft, dark hair envelopes me in a coccoon of erotic pleasure.

(This thread supplied to all of you who are wondering what the difference between me and Ye Olde English woman hater is...feel free to add to the fantasy...we can make it a chain thingy. Or not.)

 

[sigh]

damn, i was about to jump on...

but my breasts aren't full enough and my short, reddish curls couldn't envelop your finger, let alone the rest of you

ah well, off in search of someone more appreciative of the elfish maids of the world...

 

[Problem Child]

Are they a little full?

 

[sigh]

imagine a tennis ball cut in half...

 

[Problem Child]

I appreciate the lesser titty as well as the fuller. And you can always grow your hair out.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Damn! and I just filed my nails. But if it's full breasts you want I brought along a pair you will never forget...because I won't let you!
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Courtesy of bibphi and her trusty scanner

 

[sigh]

am i crazy or do those things seem to move when you look at them from the corner of you eye?

 

[sigh]

And you can always grow your hair out.

well...okay...same time next year?

 

[Problem Child]

Now I know what it looks like at the moment of impact when a nude woman is involved in an auto accident.

 

[SlushyBOB]

sigh

you can pounce on my rigid member and I'd love to caress your breasts, short hair, long hair, or no hair....

 

[lavender]

 

[Mischka]

...her long, soft, dark hair...

How dark are you wanting, PC? Are we talking jet black, or will a brunette do?

 

[Problem Child]

Ass nipples would be handy. Big ones even better.

 

[Problem Child]

You fucking lawyers are so anal about details. Chestnut. Bavarian goddamn chestnut.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, drat! Mine is dark sienna brown. More like a fine swiss chocolate. *sighs mournfully*

And I really do like your rigid cock, too. I'm depressed now.

Maybe I'll just go poke ppman with sharp sticks. The sign on his cage says don't feed the apes, but says nothing about not poking him with sharp sticks.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Darn it, I'm a blond... or will be the INSTANT this baby pops out!

I go blond in te summer, dark reddish-brown in the winter. No color while preggy. It is an icky color right now, a plain old brownish color.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, it looks like PC will be stuck without a woman to ride his cock for a while. Who has bavarian fucking chestnut colored long hair around here?


I was thinking about putting some highlights in mine pretty soon. I love the color, it's that yummy dark brown that works so well with me, but I'm thinking a bit of judicious color supplementation might just really bring out the richness of the color.

What do you think aboug that kind of thing? The wildest thing I've ever done was gotten my hair cut.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Well, it looks like PC will be stuck without a woman to ride his cock for a while. Who has bavarian fucking chestnut colored long hair around here?


I was thinking about putting some highlights in mine pretty soon. I love the color, it's that yummy dark brown that works so well with me, but I'm thinking a bit of judicious color supplementation might just really bring out the richness of the color.

What do you think aboug that kind of thing? The wildest thing I've ever done was gotten my hair cut.

I think it would work nice. A dark red, or dark blond, depending on the shade of your hair. red would look nice if you have a warm shade of brown, while blond would look nicer with cool. I think. I could also be talking outta my ass. hmm.. -grins-

 

[KillerMuffin]

Hey, we're not good enough to be wildly gyrating on PC's rigid cock, we may as well talk, right?

My hair is underscored with red shades, so what you said sounds really practical to me. I think bavarian fucking chestnut is out of my reach though.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Definatly reds, then.

Bavarian chestnut.. sounds like a flavor of coffee to me. Maybe add a little cream, a bit of suger, and we're all set

 

[KillerMuffin]

That does sound like a coffee. Add a little whipped cream to that. I think that a nice cup of rich bavarian hot chocolate would be nice, though. It's chilly this morning. Maybe some hazelnut and chocolate.

Do you think PC found his bavarian fucking chestnut haired gyrating sex nymph last night?

*sips the chocolate*

 

[Gilly Bean]

Hmm.. well, since we havn't heard from him yet, I have my doubts. Though, he was a bit to specific on hiar color. Bavarian fucking chestnut is hard to find these days. Most have added the whipped cream, the cream, the sugar. Maybe sprinkled on a bit of cinnamon, possibly stuck a candy cane in for holiday effect.

-imitates a good game show voice- I'm gonna say No, Bob.

 

[Saturn Return]

Are we supposed to line up or something?

 

[KillerMuffin]

Only if you have bavarian fucking chestnut hair.

We don't so we're just enjoying a good conversation. I think PC is still lounging on the bed waiting for his gyrating bavarian fucking chestnut haired sylph.

I think Gilly is right.

We'll have to wait for PC to see if circle gets a square.

I'd feel real sorry for the guy if he had a thread full of women here and not one of them fit the description enough to by his gyrating woman.

 

[Gilly Bean]

That poor guy. He's gonna come on, and gleefully open this thread, and then be all disappointed that we don't all have the long bavarian fucking chestunt hair. -sighs- The atrocities of life. Did I spell that right?