A Widower For One Year

[sirhugs]

Yeah, sort of a riff off the title of a John Irving novel (which, btw, I love), but the ideas isn't based on his book:

Matt was widowed a year ago. Wife was classic innocent bystander in a gang shooting. But friends & family think he has mourned long enough. They arrange a party to which they invite a variety of eligible women...

 

[sirhugs]

how does the fun start?

 

[Carnevil9]

I wouldn't focus on the widower. A person needs to mourn in their own way, and on their own timetable. You can't rush it.

But that doesn't mean that we can't concoct a hot story! I would focus on the neighborhood ladies. They were of course sad when Matt's beloved was felled before her time. And they showed the appropriate respect, and mouthed all the appropriate platitudes, like good and kindly neighbors should.

But deep down inside, every last one of them was plotting how they would be the next one to land this smokin' hot dude, before any of the other bitches in the neighborhood could get their greedy hooks on him! They would drop off casseroles, offer to clean and cook for him, run errands, all the while hiking their skirts and dropping their necklines, and wiggling their ample derrieres at every opportunity!

Now that the requisite year has passed, it's every horny neighbor for herself! All stops are pulled, and the competition to fuck the fallow fellow is at a fever pitch!

What will they do to attract him? And to torpedo their competitors? We can only guess at the depravities that they will perpetrate.....

 

[snoopercharmbrights]

... Now that the requisite year has passed ...

Nothing requisite about a year. A friend of mine says that when his wife died it was less than a week (and before the funeral) when women started somewhat unsubtle offers of "comforting".