A whimsy

[mig]

Just imagine,tomorrow morning we all wake up speaking the same language,having exactly the the same beliefs.Total universal oneness.I wonder what we would fight about then.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Some One

Would Find Something! Rest Assured.

 

[Darowyn]

We'd have the perfect excuse to fight about something someone said.- after all we'd understand every word of it!
Non ethnocentric and non religious opinions can still be offensive. Try this.
"Jennifer those shorts make your bum look big"
So to follow the War of Jenkin's Ear (a genuine war between England and Spain) we could have the War of Jennifer Lopez' Bum!

 

[Starfish]

Maybe it'd be like this?

You're too much like me! Stop copying me, you shithead. I hate how we dress. Don't you think that you could just stop trying to please me, for a change?

Or

God I hate my inlaws. They buy me the perfect gifts, never pry into our marriage, or ruin holidays, by bringing up any of your childhood faults! Oh wait, you have none. Shit!!!! Well, fuck. Let's have a picnic. What? Okay? Sounds Good?
You think picnics are romantic? You fucking jerk, I wanted you to say. Naw, baby, let's stay home and watch the game, and eat salty chips, and then you can suck my dick! Man, this is just bullshit!

 

[goddess_euphoria]

Reminds me of how in the movie The Matrix, the matrix agent telling morpheous how the first matrix was the perfect human world, but people rejected it and they lost hundreds of crops... We need conflict, I think it's just the way we are.

 

[mig]

Guess what folks,by virtue of my omnipotent powers it's gonna happen tomorrow.Everyone will be speaking Swahili and believe that the Earth is flat...You know I always did prefer the green pills to the red.Doctor,my brain hurts. ones.

 

[Mustang Sally]

Swahili! That's so cool! I can't wait!

 

[Starfish]

I just hope everyone wants us women to be topless, in long flowing skirts. AHHHHH! Now talk about comfort!

 

[mig]

OOPS!

 

[lavender]