A Way to Get Lit Points

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

How about..... SHake your Boo-tay?

 

[*bratcat*]

Fragrant Politics?

 

[CoolCucumber]

Well, personally, every time I see your name on the boards, I think of the Hendrix song "Purple Haze."
-CoolCucumber

 

[Weevil]

Pimp of the Nation?

Oooooh, I've got it!

Literotica Guru!!!

 

[lavender]

 

[Problem Child]

Smartest Pussy in Texas?

Leftist Lawyer?

Delectably Democratic?

Enticing the Jury?

Seriously, Sublimely Sexy?

Dry Wit with Cute Tits?

Anal Auctioneer?

(Am I getting warm with any of these?)

 

[Weevil]

EBW

Welcome back. You need to email me your talents. You will be auctioned off on Wednesday.

What talents?

I mean, uh, Hot Dammit!!!!!! I refuse to consent to allow to agree to the auction of me and what not. Disgusting is all it is. As if I were a cheaply priced cut of meat. For shame.....

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

And those who do nice gestures, in other words, EBW for answering that Sexy Thang post, you do NOT get points.

Do you suppose you could be a little more clear when you bitchslap me? I'm not sure why your mad at that one. I'm sorry if my posts offend you mom but I was just having fun.

You can cram it with walnuts Ugly!

 

[*bratcat*]

You might not be...but, welll...

 

[lavender]

 

[Weevil]

Hmmm. I guess not. You welcome me back and then surmise that I must not have been around for a while. Astounding Holmes. I wonder if for your next remakable work of deduction you'll be able to find your own ass.

 

[morninggirl5]

Hey lavender

I must be invisible or something. Damn, I've doubled my post totals in the last two days trying to keep something on top of the drivel. Granted, they haven't been brilliant posts, but I was going for quantity and quickness rather than quality.

 

[lavender]

 

[morninggirl5]

WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO

*Jumping up and down all around the room*

I have LIT POINTS!!!!!

First ones Lavender. Thank You!!

 

[Pyper]

I'll give you 75 for fighting the evil empire today with Mischka and me.

Disney?

 

[Weevil]

I forgot to give you points morninggirl. How many do you have?

I'll give you 75 for fighting the evil empire today with Mischka and me.

Still fighting the Cold War? you ugly American piece of garbage.

 

[morninggirl5]

I forgot to give you points morninggirl. How many do you have?

I'll give you 75 for fighting the evil empire today with Mischka and me.

Still fighting the Cold War? you ugly American piece of garbage.

Watch out venemous one, I have lit points now and You're on the auction block soon.

 

[Weevil]

Watch out venemous one, I have lit points now and You're on the auction block soon.

Stop nagging me Grandma!!

Wait, do I get points for being mean to everyone or just Lav

And there is no way that I get auctioned off, no sirree!

 

[morninggirl5]

Watch out venemous one, I have lit points now and You're on the auction block soon.

Stop nagging me Grandma!!

Wait, do I get points for being mean to everyone or just Lav

And there is no way that I get auctioned off, no sirree!

Grandma is locked in the closet, dearie, and there are no woodcutters around to save you. You should have paid attention to the rules.

<WEG>

 

[Weevil]

So could I just ask one question?

Are you stupid because you're drunk or are you drunk because you're stupid?

 

[lavender]

Pyper

 

[TonyG]

Ok you asked for it

You want to be insulted AND get a new title, how about
.
"Kid Rock's other Wife"


Any points?

 

[Pyper]

"Political Pollyanna"?