A warning

[Expertise]

No more Mr. Nice Expertise.

I feel like being a dick, so in the finest tradition of Lasher and Flagg..... prepare to be needled and vented upon.

 

[TinaG13]

Oh well, what the hell? I like dicks!

 

[DriveSouth]

Oh well, what the hell? I like dicks!

We had begun an orgy somewhere - where?

 

[TinaG13]

Oh well, what the hell? I like dicks!

We had begun an orgy somewhere - where?

Hmmmm I believe it was in Willing and Unsure's thread...

 

[Expertise]

GET OFF MY THREAD!!!! OR MY LAWN!! JUST GET OFF!!!

 

[TinaG13]

GET OFF MY THREAD!!!! OR MY LAWN!! JUST GET OFF!!!

Hey dick! If ya stick yourself somewhere, I'll see what I can do about getting off....

 

[Expertise]

Do I sound drunk? Or are you going to pretend that was seduction?

 

[TinaG13]

Seduction? Shit, that was a flat out proposition!

 

[Expertise]

I may be easy but i'm not cheap..... ya could at least offer to buy me dinner first....... no....... well at last a popsicle..... ahhhh fuck it i'm easy and cheap....

 

[TinaG13]

I may be easy but i'm not cheap..... ya could at least offer to buy me dinner first....... no....... well at last a popsicle..... ahhhh fuck it i'm easy and cheap....

*hands Expertise a popsicle and takes one for self, slowly licking and sucking it deep into mouth*

So, how much of an expert are ya, anyway?

 

[Expertise]

I like orange popsicles.

 

[TinaG13]

Hmmmmmm, avoiding the question eh?

*continues to suck and lick popsicle, watching orange popsicle juice run down Ex's chin*

 

[Expertise]

I have many areas of expertise.... I wasn't avoiding the question, merely waiting for a more defined query.

PS. Theres no juice I don't lick 'em I bit 'em

 

[TinaG13]

Well then, it must be pretty hot in here because it's melting fast. There's some juice right here...*reaches out finger to wipe juice from Ex's chin and sucks it off finger*

Hmmmmm, okay then, how expertly do you 'bite' things besides popsicles?