A warning to the sexy women of Lit...

[SexyCleric]

I miss companionship.

I had a great relationship going for two years.
We trusted eachother, loved eachother, and enjoyed being around eachother.
Then I fucked it all up, and lost her.
I couldn't keep up with her, and I had to watch her run like a summer wind.

Oh, sure, I miss the sex too, but more than that, I miss having someone.
Someone to sleep next to, eat with, and enjoy a rain shower with.

Man was not meant to be alone.
We are meant to share our lives with others.

Oh well.
I'm single now.
No. That's not right.
I'm not single, I'm dangerous again.
Life goes on, fish in the sea, and all that other bullshit.

I guess, let that be a warning to you single women.
Me, and the other single guys here, we're coming.
We're witty, charming, and sexy.
And we're coming for you.

You can run.
You can hide.
But it won't help.
We're irresistable and unstoppable.
You have been warned.

 

[pleaz_me]

I miss companionship.

I had a great relationship going for two years.
We trusted eachother, loved eachother, and enjoyed being around eachother.
Then I fucked it all up, and lost her.
I couldn't keep up with her, and I had to watch her run like a summer wind.

Oh, sure, I miss the sex too, but more than that, I miss having someone.
Someone to sleep next to, eat with, and enjoy a rain shower with.

Man was not meant to be alone.
We are meant to share our lives with others.

Oh well.
I'm single now.
No. That's not right.
I'm not single, I'm dangerous again.
Life goes on, fish in the sea, and all that other bullshit.

I guess, let that be a warning to you single women.
Me, and the other single guys here, we're coming.
We're witty, charming, and sexy.
And we're coming for you.

You can run.
You can hide.
But it won't help.
We're irresistable and unstoppable.
You have been warned.

Was that a warning or a promise?

 

[SexyCleric]

Was that a warning or a promise?

Oh, it's a promise to be sure.

 

[may-]

And I'm waiting....

<<taps foot..

 

[pleaz_me]

Oh, it's a promise to be sure.

 

[pleaz_me]

And I'm waiting....

<<taps foot..

Hehe.......you're so impatient darlin!

 

[may-]

Hehe.......you're so impatient darlin!

<<sets up a seat by the door.

LOL!!

 

[pleaz_me]

<<sets up a seat by the door.

LOL!!

Lol..........Locking him in????? I think that's a good idea!

 

[Guttergoddess]

Hey Cleric...can you umm...bottle whatever it is that's in the Pittsburgh water....cuz well...I think the rest of the guys in PA need a dose of it.

 

[pleaz_me]

Hey Cleric...can you umm...bottle whatever it is that's in the Pittsburgh water....cuz well...I think the rest of the guys in PA need a dose of it.

How 'bout the whole U.S.A.?

 

[SexyCleric]

Lol..........Locking him in????? I think that's a good idea!

A caged animal is the most dangerous of all.
Better be sure to tie me up too, May.

 

[Guttergoddess]

A caged animal is the most dangerous of all.
Better be sure to tie me up too.

oooh oooh oooh! *jumps up and down as she looks at her collection of bondage gear* hmmm...what shall I use?

 

[SexyCleric]

Hey Cleric...can you umm...bottle whatever it is that's in the Pittsburgh water....cuz well...I think the rest of the guys in PA need a dose of it.

Sorry, homebrewed secret.
One part humor, one part nice, and add sexuality to flavor.

Pour into a chilled cup, and add pittsburgh to the rim.

 

[SexyCleric]

How 'bout the whole U.S.A.?

Oh, rest assured, I am but one of many.
We, the nice guys, the nerds, the geeks, are everywhere.

There are local chapters in every town, city, and metropolis.
We are armed with roses and chocalate.
We strike with precise, kind words, and back massages.

We're out there in the trenches; the bars, clubs, and even your work place, and we will fight, bleed, and die for your heart.
It is a never ending struggle, but we will win you over.

Don't think there's any of us around you?
Look closer.
We're picking up your dropped papers, holding your doors, and on the other end of every polite smile.

The day is coming.
The day when we rise up, and claim what is ours by right.
There's one of us for every one of you beautiful, intelligent, funny, and adventurous single women.

We'll find you.

 

[pleaz_me]

We're picking up your dropped papers, holding your doors, and on the other end of every polite smile.

Believe me.......they're NOT in my town!

 

[SexyCleric]

Believe me.......they're NOT in my town!

Perhaps your town is just understaffed.
I shall see to it, that your local chapter is reinforced.

You will not be left out.

 

[shasta1526]

Oh, rest assured, I am but one of many.
We, the nice guys, the nerds, the geeks, are everywhere........

Don't think there's any of us around you?
Look closer.
We're picking up your dropped papers, holding your doors, and on the other end of every polite smile.

Hey! I remember you! You're the guy with the darling smile that offered to fill my tank for me in the pouring rain!

I like you guys, you're the keepers.....

and it's so fun teaching you how to be really, really, bad.

 

[SexyCleric]

Hey! I remember you! You're the guy with the darling smile that offered to fill my tank for me in the pouring rain!

I like you guys, you're the keepers.....

and it's so fun teaching you how to be really, really, bad.

Yup, that's us.
Some of us learn to be bad very quickly indeed.

 

[candiman40]

Lets hear it for the guys in the rain !!

Looking forward to being invited inside where its dry !

 

[INeedLove]

Oh, rest assured, I am but one of many.
We, the nice guys, the nerds, the geeks, are everywhere.

There are local chapters in every town, city, and metropolis.
We are armed with roses and chocalate.
We strike with precise, kind words, and back massages.

We're out there in the trenches; the bars, clubs, and even your work place, and we will fight, bleed, and die for your heart.
It is a never ending struggle, but we will win you over.

Don't think there's any of us around you?
Look closer.
We're picking up your dropped papers, holding your doors, and on the other end of every polite smile.

The day is coming.
The day when we rise up, and claim what is ours by right.
There's one of us for every one of you beautiful, intelligent, funny, and adventurous single women.

We'll find you.

Cleric-very, very intriguing! I guess I should drop more papers!

Guess what? We're waiting too-
We post sexy thoughts or fantasies thinking of you
We look for a message, hoping
We know how we intend to please you
but we content ourselves with self-pleasing until then.
We count down until THAT day-
until we are claimed by you nice, sexy,
intelligent, charming men/geek/average guy.

's

 

[danno99]

Cleric, I like your style!

Good luck to you....

 

[pleaz_me]

Perhaps your town is just understaffed.
I shall see to it, that your local chapter is reinforced.

You will not be left out.

 

[SexyCleric]

Cleric-very, very intriguing! I guess I should drop more papers!

Guess what? We're waiting too-
We post sexy thoughts or fantasies thinking of you
We look for a message, hoping
We know how we intend to please you
but we content ourselves with self-pleasing until then.
We count down until THAT day-
until we are claimed by you nice, sexy,
intelligent, charming men/geek/average guy.

's

And in that wait, does the anticipation build.
It's all teasing, my dear.
We're going to let you wait, fantasizing.
Then, when you least expect it, or most need someone to pick up pieces...
We'll come knocking.

 

[SexyCleric]

Cleric, I like your style!

Good luck to you....

Thank you, good sir.
The best of luck to all of us.
Not that we need it...