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Found on the Not Always Right site:
https://notalwaysright.com/different-kind-crab-mentality/104402/
--Rocco
Request: “Does [Owner] do the massages? I’d like him to dress up as a crab. I have made an outfit out of heavy-duty rubber and plastic. [Owner] can wear this. There are eyeholes to see out of, and levers and pulleys inside the pincers so that they can be operated. The crab costume is painted professionally in the correct colors so that it will look like an actual crab, albeit a very big one. I will also need three hazelnuts placed on a south facing window-sill during my massage, and the Nicaraguan national anthem playing on a trumpet.”
https://notalwaysright.com/different-kind-crab-mentality/104402/
--Rocco