A very odd Nativity set

[glynndah]

I purchased a plastic bag full of Nativity figures from a craft store that was going out of business this summer. The figures are very tiny; the tallest is about an inch tall with the manger about the size of a tic-tac; made in China of gilded plastic. There are the unsual suspects: the three kings complete with crowns and gifts; two shepherds; one kneeling, one standing and both with hooks; one donkey; a sheep; a lamb; a cow (maybe it's a camel - too small and ill-cast to tell); a creche containing a baby Jesus and here's the odd part - two Marys, they're kneeling in the traditional pose and identical; and no Joseph. Huh?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

I purchased a plastic bag full of Nativity figures from a craft store that was going out of business this summer. The figures are very tiny; the tallest is about an inch tall with the manger about the size of a tic-tac; made in China of gilded plastic. There are the unsual suspects: the three kings complete with crowns and gifts; two shepherds; one kneeling, one standing and both with hooks; one donkey; a sheep; a lamb; a cow (maybe it's a camel - too small and ill-cast to tell); a creche containing a baby Jesus and here's the odd part - two Marys, they're kneeling in the traditional pose and identical; and no Joseph. Huh?

A non-traditional Christmas family.

 

[glynndah]

Instead of Adam and Steve, it's Mary and Josephine.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

What do you need a Joseph for anyway. He ain't the father. Obviously the two Mary's you got are dykes

The Chinese are different anyway. I hear their gash is sideway. LMAO

 

[The_Darkness]

LOL

Wow. That just made some wicked fucking pictures in my head, but it was overruled by the hours and hours and years of porn I've watched.

Mmmmm.....I dig Chinese food

 

[glynndah]

I've got them set up on a coaster on the piano. Everyone's in their traditional places with the two Marys on either side of the creche. I'm going to see how long it takes people to notice.

 

[RogueLurker]

What do you need a Joseph for anyway. He ain't the father. Obviously the two Mary's you got are dykes

Holy Turkey Basters, Batman!

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

"Jesus has two Virgin Mothers."




(Blasphemy! Just kidding, Christian friends.)

 

[The_Darkness]

No offense taken.

But that does make a story idea come to mind.

I am SOOO going to hell.