A Very Devine Intervention - By Flagg

[English Bob]

I don't often post here (certainly not often enough) but felt I just had to comment on this story.

By the time I had read the first few paragraphs i was hooked - Laughed? i nearly bought a drink!

But seriously, I found the whole story extremely well written. The humour blended perfectly with the raunch and a brilliant angle on the 'Lucifer' theme! (Buttercups? where did you come up with that one!)

Anyway, enough rambling from me - Congrats again on a great read!


English Bob

 

[Flagg]

Cheers mate!

I had one guy email me saying that I would be damned and that I should be ashamed and that I was being blasphemous...

I replied to him by saying that the story was in fact just bait. I am trying to find christians that surf the web for porn so that I can damn them to hell. Suffice to say I haven't heard from him since.

Gee I hope he's not dangling on the end of a rope...

 

[Deborah]

Dagnabbit, Flagg, plugging your stories I guess. BTW, Bob, Flagg already plugged this story on the General Board before you did, and made good little Christian girls like Endlessly and I cry. Go find the "Fucking God" thread or whatever it was.

Flagg, you already plugged your "Still Love" fucking dead girl story all over the BB this morning. You'd plug anything that don't move except for you poking it along.

Hey Flagg, you are quite the salesman! I do now believe the report that your pals dee_cole and dave-73 purchase their used condoms from you. Oh my, and they believed that story you told them about pre-lubricated.

 

[Gingersnap]

ROFLMAO Deborah you are so good girl.

 

[Flagg]

What do you expect. PR/Spin plays a big role in my job.

First you create theological debate on the Bulletin Board.

Second you create an element of controversy

Third you post a highly blasphemous but witty (if I do say so my self) story

Fourth you don't come straight out and ask for feedback but you do signal to people that the story is there and that you hope it will not offend. (people never resist that one)

Fifth you try to keep the theological debate going so as not to lose the right context for the story

Sixth you masquerade more plugging by talking about insane christians littering my email inbox.

Now, could I really be that cold and calculating? I wonder...

 

[Deborah]

Doh! I get it now, Flagg. Dang, you're smart. But explain me this. What's up with that thread you started about fucking chickens? Click, click. You must work for Tyson Foods, the ones with the slogan "Tyson. We're chicken." I heard there was a run on the chicken market after "someone" changed the slogan to "Tyson. We're chicken. Fuck us."

 

[Flagg]

What can I say? Those bastards at Tyson's Foods were just asking for trouble when they started to sell the poultry pre-stuffed.