A Typical Woman

juicylips

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What makes up a "typical woman" in your eyes?

Usually that phrase is thrown around in a derogatorial manner.

What kind of woman do you want in your life? In your bed?
As a friend?

JL:kiss:
 
I want you baby!;) :D

I am sure that will give a few people, some excellent visuals.
 
SummerRose said:
I want you baby!;) :D

I am sure that will give a few people, some excellent visuals.


Yea...that phone call this morning only got me wanting you more.;)

JL:kiss:
 
juicylips said:



Yea...that phone call this morning only got me wanting you more.;)

JL:kiss:

It's those little girl voices that get to us, isn't it?:eek: :D
 
juicylips said:
What makes up a "typical woman" in your eyes?

Usually that phrase is thrown around in a derogatorial manner.

What kind of woman do you want in your life? In your bed?
As a friend?

JL:kiss:

I want someone smart and funny. Someone sensitive but not easy to get over on. Secure in herself and one who believes in balancing weaknesses in a relationship. Seductive...

I want her to be my friend.
 
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Rambrat said:


I want someone smart and funny. Someone sensitive but not easy to get over on. Secure in herself and one who believes in balancing weaknesses in a relationship. Seductive...

I want her to be my friend.


Volunteering.:heart:

JL:kiss:
 
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Rambrat said:


Perfect...because I also want her in shit-kickers and jeans...:kiss:


Hehehe

You see me like nobody else does.

I love it.:heart:

JL:kiss:
 
I thought the fat chicks thread firgured this out: 5'4", #145, size 12/14. Need measurements?
 
There is no such thing as the typical woman, since all women are different.


Binkley do you have a problem with BBWs?
 
SummerRose said:


It's those little girl voices that get to us, isn't it?:eek: :D



debbie did a terrific job in picking that av out. It's most definitely YOU.:heart:

JL:kiss:

I know you're sleeping. I typed quietly.;)
 
Rambrat said it all, im looking for the same.

Juicy i just looked at your location and im liking it ;) :kiss:
 
Asendin said:
Rambrat said it all, im looking for the same.

Juicy i just looked at your location and im liking it ;) :kiss:

Yes..Ram does have a way with words.


Glad you liked my location. It speaks to me too.:D

JL:kiss:
 
What makes up a "typical woman" in your eyes?

For me, the typical woman has tits and a pussy.

What kind of woman do you want in your life? In your bed?

One with tits and a pussy.

As a friend?

Ditto.
 
juicylips said:
What makes up a "typical woman" in your eyes?

Usually that phrase is thrown around in a derogatorial manner.

What kind of woman do you want in your life? In your bed?
As a friend?

JL:kiss:
All women are different, However I do believe that women, as do men, share certain traits. I want a women in my life that can be my friend , lover and partner through lifes journeys.:)
 
Tough question, but I'll give it a try. I would like a woman who is smart, easy going, enjoys sports, self confident and self sufficient, trustworthy and loyal, and, finally, someone who can laugh at herself or at me. This person would work equally well in my life, my bed, or as my friend. I'm accepting applications right now as a matter of fact. LOL. :p
 
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Dillinger said:
What makes up a "typical woman" in your eyes?

For me, the typical woman has tits and a pussy.

What kind of woman do you want in your life? In your bed?

One with tits and a pussy.

As a friend?

Ditto.

I'm glad you have standards, Moby Dill.

I HAVE the kind of woman I want in my life. She's smart, she's strong, she adores me and our kids, she's a great mom and a great wife, she can cook and carry on a political discussion at the same time, she's great in bed, she makes me laugh, she laughs with and at me.

The downside: she won't let us try a 3-some with one of her friends. That bitch!

Okay, just kidding about the bitch thing, but the rest is true.
 
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RawHumor said:
The downside: she won't let us try a 3-some with one of her friends. That bitch!
Have you tried her enemies?
 
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binkley said:
Have you tried her enemies?

I'd like my dick to remain attached to my body, thank you.
 
markb325 said:
There is no such thing as the typical woman, since all women are different.



I agree. I think it's hurtful to try and categorize a woman by her "typicality."
 
I don't think there is a typical woman, (maybe since the late 40's-50's).

I'm most likely wrong though.

Maybe I'm taking this thread too seriously???
 
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RawHumor said:
I'd like my dick to remain attached to my body, thank you.
Weenie.

Real Men(TM) use detachable dicks. Especially useful for yardwork are the rake dick and the grubbing hoe dick. In the kitchen, I like the spatula dick for performing the Aunt Jemima treatment on whoever happens to sit on the stove.

Remember, if it's not detachable, it's not a dick! (Not sold where prohibited by law.)
 
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