A Twisted Tale...

[~Dacendaran~]

The idea is to continue the story by writing a sentence or two.

Let's see how twisted it gets.




There once was a man who loved sex and all he ever thought about was how to find a woman who felt the same....

 

[Kiss Me]

The idea is to continue the story by writing a sentence or two.

Let's see how twisted it gets.




There once was a man who loved sex and all he ever thought about was how to find a woman who felt the same....

Endlessly he searched, high and low, over hill and dale, trying to find his soulmate.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

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Endlessly he searched, high and low, over hill and dale, trying to find his soulmate.

It seemed as though he was doomed to be alone, until he stumbled across an attractive lady in a park one night.

 

[Kiss Me]

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It seemed as though he was doomed to be alone, until he stumbled across an attractive lady in a park one night.

Unfortunately when he removed his clothes and approached her, his naked, hairy body drove her screaming into the night.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

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Unfortunately when he removed his clothes and approached her, his naked, hairy body drove her screaming into the night.

Upon which he quickly got dressed and chased after her, but to no avail.

 

[Kiss Me]

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Upon which he quickly got dressed and chased after her, but to no avail.

Heartbroken he sat in the park, crying pitifully as it began to rain.

 

[Blue Dolphin]

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Heartbroken he sat in the park, crying pitifully as it began to rain.

"What is it about me?" He thought, "I am not ugly, I am comfortably off, where am I going wrong?"

 

[Kiss Me]

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"What is it about me?" He thought, "I am not ugly, I am comfortably off, where am I going wrong?"

Then he realised maybe it was his direct approach, maybe he needed to romance a woman.

 

[Blue Dolphin]

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Then he realised maybe it was his direct approach, maybe he needed to romance a woman.

He thought about this for quite a while, and then made a promise to himself, that he would never again act this way.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

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So he headed of to the local nightclub to try this new idea...

 

[Kiss Me]

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So he headed of to the local nightclub to try this new idea...

Eagerly he stood by the bar, waiting for any woman to approach him.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

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Eagerly he stood by the bar, waiting for any woman to approach him.

When suddenly a lady looked up at him and smiled the warmest smile he'd seen in weeks.

 

[Kiss Me]

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When suddenly a lady looked up at him and smiled the warmest smile he'd seen in weeks.

His poor, neglected heart melted in his chest.

 

[Blue Dolphin]

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When suddenly a lady looked up at him and smiled the warmest smile he'd seen in weeks.

He returned the smile, gazing softly into her yees


(leaving you two to it)

 

[~Dacendaran~]

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The smile made her already beautiful face stunning, and he knew he had to go over and say hello.

 

[Kiss Me]

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The smile made her already beautiful face stunning, and he knew he had to go over and say hello.

Walking across to her, staring into her eyes, he unfortunately walked right into a large, drunk man.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

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Walking across to her, staring into her eyes, he unfortunately walked right into a large, drunk man.

He quickly apologized, but he ended up with a punch to the face and a few kicks to his stomach as he fell down on the floor.

 

[Kiss Me]

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He quickly apologized, but he ended up with a punch to the face and a few kicks to his stomach as he fell down on the floor.

Bleeding profusely from his broken nose, he slowly lost consciousness, distantly hearing the beautiful woman say "Stand back, I'm a doctor!"

 

[~Dacendaran~]

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Bleeding profusely from his broken nose, he slowly lost consciousness, distantly hearing the beautiful woman say "Stand back, I'm a doctor!"

Slowly waking up with a killer headache, he falls of the sofa and finds himself staring at a pair smooth legs..

 

[Kiss Me]

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Slowly waking up with a killer headache, he falls of the sofa and finds himself staring at a pair smooth legs..

Gasping in shock, he gazed up through his swollen eyes, it was her! "What are you doing here?" he croaked.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

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Gasping in shock, he gazed up through his swollen eyes, it was her! "What are you doing here?" he croaked.

She gives him one of those looks.. the kind that tells him she wants him, and says "I took you home..."

 

[Kiss Me]

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She gives him one of those looks.. the kind that tells him she wants him, and says "I took you home..."

Grasping her in his arms, he carries her into the bedroom where he makes mad passionate mills and boon love to her despite his broken nose. The next morning he snuck out never leaving his name.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

A monkey and a maiden are lost in a cab on their way to a Fireman's Ball in Outer Mongolia. When all of a sudden...

 

[Kiss Me]

A monkey and a maiden are lost in a cab on their way to a Fireman's Ball in Outer Mongolia. When all of a sudden...

a flying pig lands on the road in front of them, causing them to swerve, coming to rest against a tree.

 

[~Dacendaran~]

a flying pig lands on the road in front of them, causing them to swerve, coming to rest against a tree.

But a cat hits the window, the cab grew wings and took of in flight through the air with the cat hanging on and a ostrich hiding in the trunk