A Twist on Pick Up Lines

[Dillinger]

I'll try out a pick up line that someone might use on you and you tell me how you would respond to them.

Here is our horny hopeful's first attempt to get lucky with you:

"If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me?"

 

[Calamity Jane]

I think I'd laugh so hard, I'd fall off my barstool. Not to say I wouldn't eventually go home with him though, cuz makin me laugh's important.

 

[Mischka]

Oh that's easy. I walked slowly towards him, backed him up against a wall, and pressed my body firmly against his without saying a word. He sputtered, and I walked off.

 

[Dillinger]

First line is still in play - fair game for anyone who wants to say how they'd respond.

And, concurrently, here is our next hopeful with his attempt at getting in your pants:

"Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?"

 

[freescorfr]

Dilly, it was on another similar thread that I took another step on my wooing of the Luscious Lionness. The precise words were, "I'd really like to fuck you."

From words like these romance can blossom with a helping hand from a trusty friend, of course.

 

[SexySlut2]

For both of them I would look at them, raise my eyebrow, laugh and then turn around and continue my conversation with the extremely gorgeous bartender.

 

[Dillinger]

Another potential one night stand appears in front of you and says:

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

 

[April]

So far, all three would get a mild snicker followed by a cold stare.

 

[Dillinger]

At least it wasn't followed by a cold sore.

 

[freescorfr]

Is this only for the girls, Dilly. Can you give us mecs a pick up line or two to respond to?

 

[April]

Cold sore?

Never had one. Ever.

 

[Dillinger]

Some of these can work both ways, free - What if some woman said the following to you:

"The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor."

 

[estevie]

Another potential one night stand appears in front of you and says:

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

This one would make me laugh so you are in the door!

 

[freescorfr]

The trouble is they all work for me Dilly.

 

[Dillinger]

Thanks estevie - I'll add that one to my "arsenal"! *lol*

freescorfr - exactly. And this might be worthy of a separate discussion. Having to do with the mentality of pick up lines.

In fact - I'm going to start a thread on that right now.

 

[KinkyKat]

My favorite online line remains:

"Your typing sucks. Do you?"

LOL

 

[Cherry]

"The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor."

Oouuuuuu! That's a good one!

 

[Dillinger]

Here's another one for the guys... if a woman were to walk up to you in a bar and say the following - how would you respond?

"I'd rip out both my eyes just so you have more holes to screw me in"

 

[Cherry]

"I'd rip out both my eyes just so you have more holes to screw me in"

Somehow ... I can't imagine a woman saying that.

 

[missy2]

Once had a guy say "Those are really great legs.What time do they open?"

 

[LadyDarkFire]

First: : "The only part I would hold against you is my knee when it connects to your groin."

Second : "I'd rather lick my girlfriend to orgasm."

Third : "Oh we have. In your dreams. Want to see where all those nightmares came from"

Four : "You'd have to get me there first, and that ain't happening"

Fith: "How about we just get married instead? (insert responce) Why? So I can have my lawyer do it for me"

 

[GreenEyedGirl]

"Fuck me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"

Yes. And that line did not work then either.


Dilly, you can do better than that! I know your twisty little brain, you're holding the good ones back.

 

[Dillinger]

First: : "The only part I would hold against you is my knee when it connects to your groin."

Second : "I'd rather lick my girlfriend to orgasm."

Third : "Oh we have. In your dreams. Want to see where all those nightmares came from"

Four : "You'd have to get me there first, and that ain't happening"

Fith: "How about we just get married instead? (insert responce) Why? So I can have my lawyer do it for me"

Now that's the spirit of the game! Way to go!

 

[Dillinger]

Yes. And that line did not work then either.

Dilly, you can do better than that! I know your twisty little brain, you're holding the good ones back.

Ah... but you see - what I'm trying to do is see how people would respond to pick up lines - not necessarily come up with good lines. I think the response to lame pick up lines has a lot more potential for humor.

 

[Dillinger]

I think this one would work on lavy today:

"Want to fuck like bunnies?"

But how would you respond if someone actually said that to you?

Or how about:

"I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart..."

Would that win your heart... uh, I mean body... for the night?