A Truly Shitty Christmas
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Chanson_bleu
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Shouldn't you break out the toilet paper instead?!
pabloback
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what kind of bullshit thread is this anyway ?
pc is promising to maybe tell us some horse crap story .
what kind of a turd tells us there is a story and then shits out of spilling the crapola
it will probably be a load of old slurry anyway , pc i dont know what kind of a manure or at least think you are , cut the crap and tell us
you have lost faeces already
pc is promising to maybe tell us some horse crap story .
what kind of a turd tells us there is a story and then shits out of spilling the crapola
it will probably be a load of old slurry anyway , pc i dont know what kind of a manure or at least think you are , cut the crap and tell us
you have lost faeces already
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pablo, don't be an anus, trying to force me to pinch a loaf, you shithead.
I'm tired of this crappy thread already. All the potty jokes have been used.
Eat the corn.
I'm tired of this crappy thread already. All the potty jokes have been used.
Eat the corn.
Chanson_bleu
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Isn't Dick Van Dyke gay anyway?
You know, I'll bet PC's favorite movie as a child was "Shitty Shitty Bang Bang."
You know, I'll bet PC's favorite movie as a child was "Shitty Shitty Bang Bang."
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OMFG!
I am crying from laughing so hard! I knew i liked this place. Thanks for the good laugh! Going to find some tissues to wipe away my tears on the other hand maybe some toilet paper.
I am crying from laughing so hard! I knew i liked this place. Thanks for the good laugh! Going to find some tissues to wipe away my tears on the other hand maybe some toilet paper.
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..........strange...... I have this sudden urge to go to the bathroom and blow my shorts out!.....must have drunk too much egg nog last night!.....or is it just the power of suggestion? ..... 
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Siren said:
lol.....she is
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PHANTOM5875 said:..........strange...... I have this sudden urge to go to the bathroom and blow my shorts out!.....must have drunk too much egg nog last night!.....or is it just the power of suggestion? .....
Is this contagious?
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lmao
haha i'm rolling here!!
you nasty sons (and daughters) of bitches of just too freakin funny!!
gawd i love this place!
C. Bleu .. I guess they won't be callin ya an "Old Fart" any more huh? *wink*
Savage's poopy confession: I was born potty trained, so there!
haha i'm rolling here!!
you nasty sons (and daughters) of bitches of just too freakin funny!!
gawd i love this place!
C. Bleu .. I guess they won't be callin ya an "Old Fart" any more huh? *wink*
Savage's poopy confession: I was born potty trained, so there!
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Dynamite
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Don't be embarrassed, I'm sure something has happened to everyone at some time.
The husband needs a lesson in manners. I would have clobbered him. Obviously he's an asshole. If my husband ever did that, he'd really be in for it. I don't have one at this time, but I am sure to tell him about it before hand. Make sure he knows the "boundaries." What can be told and what can't.
The husband needs a lesson in manners. I would have clobbered him. Obviously he's an asshole. If my husband ever did that, he'd really be in for it. I don't have one at this time, but I am sure to tell him about it before hand. Make sure he knows the "boundaries." What can be told and what can't.
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C.B. I see I'm not the only one who had a shitty Christmas. I was sick, too. My husband, kids, and I had to drive home after visiting family out of town. I was miserable. I had to keep making my husband stop at gas stations. I told him to stop or I would poop in his car. At the last stop, I finally swiped a roll of toilet paper out of the bathroom, just incase I had to stop on the side of the road. You have to be prepared, because shit happens!
Mr. Bootie
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Oh Shit!! This is hilarious!!!!
Darn it, I really do think I shit on myself. Dam you guys. I too have had an upset stomach for the past two days. I didn't eat at our friends house yesterday because of that reason. I at least made it to my own home before I had to go. Well, My sister returned later that night and brought back the Gumbo.
I have to first tell you that Gumbo does not agree with me, and I know this. But darn it. I just had to have it. It goes down good. It's just the other part that is not so good. So please, don't anyone make me laugh or I may just leave a brown mark on my chair. lol This is especially you Siren. Do not make me laugh.
If you don't hear from me on this thread. Siren has went and made me laugh. It's porcelain time.
kgboot
Darn it, I really do think I shit on myself. Dam you guys. I too have had an upset stomach for the past two days. I didn't eat at our friends house yesterday because of that reason. I at least made it to my own home before I had to go. Well, My sister returned later that night and brought back the Gumbo.
I have to first tell you that Gumbo does not agree with me, and I know this. But darn it. I just had to have it. It goes down good. It's just the other part that is not so good. So please, don't anyone make me laugh or I may just leave a brown mark on my chair. lol This is especially you Siren. Do not make me laugh.
If you don't hear from me on this thread. Siren has went and made me laugh. It's porcelain time.
kgboot
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Ah my Lovely Sirenita........
That's why I have a little bucket in there. lol I'm not a boy scout sweetie, but I'm always prepared. The sad thing was earlier, before I had the bucket with me. I didn't know whether to sit, or stand. So I was doing both. You would have thought I had ants in my pants. lol Up, down, Up , Up , down.
Hell, I wasn't even screwing then. It sure must have looked like it. lol
kgboot
That's why I have a little bucket in there. lol I'm not a boy scout sweetie, but I'm always prepared. The sad thing was earlier, before I had the bucket with me. I didn't know whether to sit, or stand. So I was doing both. You would have thought I had ants in my pants. lol Up, down, Up , Up , down.
Hell, I wasn't even screwing then. It sure must have looked like it. lol
kgboot
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Well Let me put it to you this way Siren
1, 2, Cha Cha Cha!!! 3, 4 Cha Cha Cha!! 5, 6.......Oh shit!!!
No really Oh shit!!!!!! Dance over gotta go! lol
kgboot
1, 2, Cha Cha Cha!!! 3, 4 Cha Cha Cha!! 5, 6.......Oh shit!!!
No really Oh shit!!!!!! Dance over gotta go! lol
kgboot
