ChilledVodkaIV
Really Experienced
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- Oct 23, 2004
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heartwarming, blech, comforting, yuck and optimistic. The whole and entire answer to "Children these days...".
My friend was at home moping about her misfortune (same thing twice in a week) and generally feeling sorry for herself when her mobile rang (cell phone).
"Hello?"
"Could you tell me your name please?"
"Amanda Cartwright."
"And could you tell me your address?"
"The 'Feathers' Darlington."
"I have someone that would like to speak to you."
Pause. A young boy's voice:
"Hello?"
"Hello."
"I've got the receipt and everything. I used your top-up card so there's only five pounds missing, and got your number so that I could ring you."
"What do you want?"
"I've found your purse."
My friend was at home moping about her misfortune (same thing twice in a week) and generally feeling sorry for herself when her mobile rang (cell phone).
"Hello?"
"Could you tell me your name please?"
"Amanda Cartwright."
"And could you tell me your address?"
"The 'Feathers' Darlington."
"I have someone that would like to speak to you."
Pause. A young boy's voice:
"Hello?"
"Hello."
"I've got the receipt and everything. I used your top-up card so there's only five pounds missing, and got your number so that I could ring you."
"What do you want?"
"I've found your purse."