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Strangebuddy
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There's a story in a small town about one of its residents. The story goes that the resident uses to be quite the matchmaker and any couple that got matched by him/her stayed together happily the rest of their days. However, despite making a decent amount of money, they retired and changed their name.
So what caused them to toss in the towel? Did the business just dry up, did they actually stink at their job...or were they too good or honest.
Essentially, it would be a collection of stories about a matchmaker who knows what will work...but not everyone wants to hear it.
For example:
1. "Yes, I have indeed found a match for you. You should accept the proposal of Mr. Kindle, the CPA you met outside. True, he is older than you by over a decade but he is a financially frugal man who is very caring...and more importantly will be understanding of the many affairs you will have.
"What?"
"Oh yes. He will happily delight in you fucking many men other than him and will even be quite happy if you should become pregnant with another man's child...it's his thing.
2. "Well you need look no further than right behind you."
"That's my mom."
"Well she's babied you most of your life, even got you a job you're barely qualified for. She had you at a young age and she still has a taste for younger men. In truth, I see a passionate union...plus your genes are good enough that one accidental baby should come out okay."
"This is disgusting."
"No more disgusting than you licking your moms dildo and her licking your sheets when you leave a love stain."
3. "Yes my dear...your secretary is perfect for you."
"I...she'd want to marry me? I'd be thrilled."
"Marry? Well...no, still intimate though. You should become her slave. Let her get to know you and start taking her orders as a loyal pussy pleaser."
"I'm the CEO of a major company. I need a wife, not a mistress."
"Sure...and you don't RP online as Sissyboy86. Look, she's reasonable. She'll publically be your girlfriend and personally take care of you...she'll just have you as her and her lovers' plaything."
"This is ridiculous."
"I can give you the name of a guy that can shave your scrotum clean, you're going to end up doing it eventually may as well have a pro do it."
So what caused them to toss in the towel? Did the business just dry up, did they actually stink at their job...or were they too good or honest.
Essentially, it would be a collection of stories about a matchmaker who knows what will work...but not everyone wants to hear it.
For example:
1. "Yes, I have indeed found a match for you. You should accept the proposal of Mr. Kindle, the CPA you met outside. True, he is older than you by over a decade but he is a financially frugal man who is very caring...and more importantly will be understanding of the many affairs you will have.
"What?"
"Oh yes. He will happily delight in you fucking many men other than him and will even be quite happy if you should become pregnant with another man's child...it's his thing.
2. "Well you need look no further than right behind you."
"That's my mom."
"Well she's babied you most of your life, even got you a job you're barely qualified for. She had you at a young age and she still has a taste for younger men. In truth, I see a passionate union...plus your genes are good enough that one accidental baby should come out okay."
"This is disgusting."
"No more disgusting than you licking your moms dildo and her licking your sheets when you leave a love stain."
3. "Yes my dear...your secretary is perfect for you."
"I...she'd want to marry me? I'd be thrilled."
"Marry? Well...no, still intimate though. You should become her slave. Let her get to know you and start taking her orders as a loyal pussy pleaser."
"I'm the CEO of a major company. I need a wife, not a mistress."
"Sure...and you don't RP online as Sissyboy86. Look, she's reasonable. She'll publically be your girlfriend and personally take care of you...she'll just have you as her and her lovers' plaything."
"This is ridiculous."
"I can give you the name of a guy that can shave your scrotum clean, you're going to end up doing it eventually may as well have a pro do it."
