A Titanic Question

[Matthew Craig]

The boat is sinking, boats are filling up, one boat is left and there is two seats on it available. There stands a father (mother is deceased) and 3 small children. And two women with no children. Who gets the seats?

 

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[Kantarii]

This seems baited, Matt, but I’ll bite. Speaking for myself as a parent, I’d probably put two of the kids in the boat and sit the smallest child in their lap.

(For shits and giggles). I’ll say the two women get the seats. They could kill the kids that aren’t theirs, throw the guy in the water with the sharks, and sail off to have more babies at their convenience.

 

[cleaver]

asked from a well broken in seat in peepaw's basement...

matty, you are a blessing.

 

[Boxlicker101]

If possible, I believe the three small children and their father should get the seats.

 

[Matthew Craig]

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No i know you're just trying to mess with me using that av.

 

[Kantarii]

Is the boat still sinking? Any life jackets? Is it sinking in the cold North Atlantic water? Are there German submarines around? Is there a doctor in the house? Parameters,Matt. We need more variables to decide who lives, who dies? How hot are the women? Are they a couple themselves? Who has the most money? Blah - blah - blah. Better yet, which ones are Democrats and Republicans?

 

[oggbashan]

Two seats? Let them all on. They don't have to have seats.

 

[oralaccents]

The boat is sinking, boats are filling up, one boat is left and there is two seats on it available. There stands a father (mother is deceased) and 3 small children. And two women with no children. Who gets the seats?

Is Luk in this group of people?

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[Kantarii]

Is Luk in this group of people?

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Luk missed the boat, going down with the ship.

 

[heathergives]

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