a thought for the coming holiday season

[Balladeer08]

Re-read the poem "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town".

Is this guy some kind of red-suited NSA fascist, or what?

 

[CandiCame]

I've never liked Santa because of the way he treated Rudolph. If I'd been Rudolph I'f have told him to stick his offer up his ass. Like he comes into the cave when he's a baby and tells his parents that their baby's a freak, but when he needs him he's all like, "I'll do you the HONOR of letting you drag my fat ass around."

How about fuck you.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Now this is one "c" word I don't like to hear.