A test: who has ever wanted to make love to Madonna ?

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A test: who has ever wanted to make love to George Bush ?

The pop diva that is, not the virgin Mary

Just yes or no answers please.
 
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Let me be the first to say, she smells. Like a goat in an onion patch knee deep in shit.

I'm out on Mad.
 
Damn !

You can edit a mini-heading within a thread, but not the thread title itself !

Bang goes a really good set-up I had in mind !


Sorry folks !

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Granted, she looks very good for someone her age who has a child. But I think I had the hottest hot for her during her earlier career. She looked pretty sexy in the "Like A Virgin" and "Like A Prayer" videos.

Make love? Hell, I just wanted to give a serious jungle fuck.:p
 
When I was about 12 and she was in the video for . . . oh shit, which video was that, with the little boy in the adult movie theater . . . okay, it sounds really bad, but it was innocent, I swear . . . "Open Your Heart." Anyway, at the time, I wasn't hitting puberty, puberty was hitting me, and quite viciously. So nothing thrilled me more than entertaining the notion that women like Madonna fell for kids whose testicles just dropped.

Now, I wouldn't have sex with her unless I was wearing at least two condoms, both of which thoroughly sprayed down with Lysol beforehand.

TB4p
 
Yep i wanted to give her one back when she was young looking what red blooded male wont.
 
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Afraid of what is living in there!!!!!!:eek: :rose:
 
Once, a long time ago I was into the Material Girl.

And then I discovered my Sveetie.

Nothing compares to Svedish Chef. I'm going to Dress him Up In My Love. He makes me feel Like a Virgin. I want him to take me on La Isla Bonita because he's True Blue. Papa Don't Preach, but he's just Like a Prayer. He used to be a Beautiful Stranger and then like a Ray of Light his Love Song started my Physical Attraction so that I'd get Into the Groove Over and Over in an effort to Prove My Love because I'm Crazy for Him. If I Live to Tell how I Justified My Love, well the sheer Erotica will Open His Heart, even if it's Borderline porn.

I love my Cheffie.
 
RastaPope said:
Gross.

Really.

Madonna?

Whore.


Essentially....the whore part doesn't bother me...she's really just not attrative....
 
Shaq said:



Essentially....the whore part doesn't bother me...she's really just not attrative....

There have been times when I thought she was cute.


Perhaps a cloned, non-skank body, I would fuck. Maybe. But not that bag of damaged goods.

I prefer my women like Star Trek, where no men have been before.
 
A very long-term relationship would have been interesting.

Just think how many different gals you would feel as if you had fucked !
 
Have I ever wanted to have sex with Madonna? Well, I HAVE seen Dick Tracy a zillion times,(ok, just the scene where she's wearing the black silk dress. HUBBA, HUBBA!) But, do I wanna have sex with her, now? Not really.
 
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