A Taste of Worthwhile Spam...and a pet monkey

[Marxist]

http://www.x-entertainment.com/liquor/comicads/petmonkeyad.jpg

I just love to feed him lollipops. Nice.

 

[metal_minx]

almost like getting a child and under $20? wow what a bargain

 

[Karmic Essence]

I liked the "Live delivery guaranteed" part myself.

 

[bad kitty]

Did someone say monkey???

 

[wicked faerie]

that is just sick

 

[dickE]

Squirrels.....Possums...And.......Mice=SPAM! Any questions?! 'Tenn-hutt...dig in, men! Smoke if ya gottem! That IS ALL!

 

[lisalove]

I'm just thinking how much fun this could be. 3 boys under 4 yrs old, and a couple of pet monkeys. I give it an hour. Two, tops.

 

[Marxist]

I'm just thinking how much fun this could be. 3 boys under 4 yrs old, and a couple of pet monkeys. I give it an hour. Two, tops.

So you're saying dead monkeys or little boys?

 

[modest mouse]

Does it fetch beers?

 

[sunstruck]

So you're saying dead monkeys or little boys?

I'm routing for the monkeies. My nephews are driving me nuts. Hey, even trade anyone?

 

[Sillyman]

Oh no! I'm going to be replaced!

Anyone have room in there home for a second-hand Sillyman? I do tricks and I eat the same food you do! Well, lollipops give my cavities, but I do come with my own leather collar and leash!

 

[Marxist]

But can you fit in the palm of ones hand?

 

[Sillyman]

But can you fit in the palm of ones hand?

If cut into tiny pieces, yeah.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Oh no! I'm going to be replaced!

Anyone have room in there home for a second-hand Sillyman? I do tricks and I eat the same food you do! Well, lollipops give my cavities, but I do come with my own leather collar and leash!

I could get into the collar and leash thing... but the monkey comes with toys too... have you been toy shopping lately?

 

[sunstruck]

I could get into the collar and leash thing... but the monkey comes with toys too... have you been toy shopping lately?

And the cage. Don't forget the cage.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Dammit, how could I forget the cage??? Don't know what I'd do without you sunstruck.

 

[sunstruck]

Dammit, how could I forget the cage??? Don't know what I'd do without you sunstruck.

Well apparently you'd have a free range monkey for starters. Can't have that. Once they get out the meet, they mate, and then there are tiny liitle palm size monkeies everywhere.

They'll replace squirrils, only now instead of having acorns flug at your head from tress it'll be...ewwwwwww!

 

[Marxist]

Does it fetch beers?

I think so...

http://www.lclark.edu/~klc/jpg/NewOldpics/monkey-&-beer.jpg

 

[Guest]

eep.

Bad monchichi.

 

[Marxist]

eep.

Bad monchichi.

The girl in that pic looks a little like Renee Zellwegger. Or her sister.

 

[Guest]

Monkeys!

"I can hardly wait to cook up that monkey" - Grandpa Simpson