A task

[Luna_Wolf72]

I have recently rejoined the lands of feminine submission (as opposed to being strictly alpha). That being said, something happened recently which has left me a task of semi-immense proportions. The added humility aspect was my own idea (simply because I am a maso...silly me)

Sir:

My task was to write a few paragraphs explaining why you can not indulge in milk and milk based products. Due to my own lack of memory, I had asked a silly question and this was your way of getting me to remember.

So, the most important reason for your unindulgence is simply that you are lactose intolerant. Stomach pains (and the like) make you a very grumpy man. Of course, we could get you lactaid or soy milk products but both of those ideas are nasty tasting and not guaranteed to work all of the time.

I apologize for the stupid comment. I humbly beg your forgiveness in this matter (smacking self) and promise to never ever do it again.

damn but that was hard...I guess this is why I am only submissive to him...I can't be that way with anyone else, way too much pride.

Thanks for allowing me to entertain ya'll this morning...

Laters

 

[Netzach]

the soy shit's not THAT bad.

Netzach the intolerant (of dairy)

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

the soy shit's not THAT bad.

Netzach the intolerant (of dairy)

*giggles*

I have tried watching him drink that soy shyt...wasn't pretty..

 

[Vixandra]

Okay, no icecream, how bout sherbert?

An interesting way of driving a point home.

 

[TwistaFate]

uh huh

you did a wonderful job, I know how hard that was for you......
I am rpoud to have you as my own, and i do love the gift you have given me.......


BTW, the SOY shyt is horrid and should ot be fit for human consumption........ewwwwwwwwww.......

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Okay, no icecream, how bout sherbert?

An interesting way of driving a point home.

Good thing I lurve you, oh Mistress Kitty)

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Re: uh huh

you did a wonderful job, I know how hard that was for you......
I am proud to have you as my own, and i do love the gift you have given me.......


BTW, the SOY shyt is horrid and should not be fit for human consumption........ewwwwwwwwww.......

*blushes*

thank you

 

[TwistaFate]

Okay, no icecream, how bout sherbert?

An interesting way of driving a point home.

Sherbert has its moments, but I do miss Ice cream, and don't let me mention the fact that Fruity pebbles sent out a A.P.B. looking for me........lol

 

[Vixandra]

Good thing I lurve you, oh Mistress Kitty)

Hey, I'm just taking notes here.
Knowledge is power, ya know

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

Hey, I'm just taking notes here.
Knowledge is power, ya know

(do NOT use this against me)

 

[Vixandra]

(do NOT use this against me)

Would I do such a thing?
Nah, not my style, least not that I know of (point of taking notes is cause I'm learning).
I'm more apt to find and make one wear a cowbell about the house for such a mistake. Course I'm not lactose intolerant but the point's there I believe.

Now the Fruite pebbles- now that's ammo, LOL.

 

[snowy ciara]

Sherbert has its moments, but I do miss Ice cream, and don't let me mention the fact that Fruity pebbles sent out a A.P.B. looking for me........lol

Not tryin' to be a brat here, but you know, Mr. Fate, you can still eat fruity pebbles sans milk. I've never been a fan of sweet breakfast stuff, but I LOVE fruit loops for a snack. Like when we're watching movies or something. All my buds are snarfing popcorn and I'm eating fruit loops right out of the box. Or fruit loops and popcorn. I know, it sounds like a nasty combo but it's pretty good.

Anyway, Ms. Wolven One, very tough job. I think we're all gonna be able to remember that your Sir doesn't do milk.

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

EEK!!

(covers ciara's eyes) You were NOT supposed to see this...

and Miss Kitty you have a twisted imagination...tis why I adore you doncha know??

 

[TwistaFate]

hehehehe

tried it, not the same. wish i could just get a new stomach or something, but recent medical advancements(oxymoron) says that they have anew pill o capsule that can help, but i don't trust them because they call what hey do practice, perfect it first then i may try....

 

[snowy ciara]

peeking around her fingers.. Hey! I promise I'll be good. Let me peek a bit please? Besides, I need to know this stuff. I won't always be PYL-less, y'know.

 

[Vixandra]

EEK!!

and Miss Kitty you have a twisted imagination...tis why I adore you doncha know??

Ya know, more I think about, more vivid and more amusing the image gets.

Leaning over, hands on table, cowbell tied around the neck, swinging, hitting breasts on the backswing. Clank of the bell with each snap of the paddle.

Yup, I rather like that. Going to have to use it in my Raelyn/Mira storyline I think.

 

[graceanne]

the soy shit's not THAT bad.

Netzach the intolerant (of dairy)

speak for yourself. I'd rather die of thirst than drink that crap.

 

[TwistaFate]

speak for yourself. I'd rather die of thirst than drink that crap.

I am with you on that one.......lol

 

[DVS]

EEK!!

(covers ciara's eyes) You were NOT supposed to see this...

and Miss Kitty you have a twisted imagination...tis why I adore you doncha know??

speaking of being twisted...is it me who's twisted, or is it you? That AV of yours is doing a number on me. I like!

 

[Luna_Wolf72]

A new task

from my journal...meant to be an object lesson

A task for Sir 2/17/2005
I had a bit of a fit on the day of our big argument and took it upon myself to throw away a poem which He had bade me to write. Of course, it was not mine to crumple up nor to throw away but I had quite forgotten that when I was in the midst of having my patented bytch fit.

So then, to my task. I am to give 5 reasons as to why I had absolutely NO rights to throw away his property. I am not allowed to get off as lightly as my petlings do. So without further ado:\

1. I write these things for HIM. They are NOT mine to dispense with.

2. The look on His face when I disrespect Him is awful. It's like I have wrenched some sort of part in Him which can only be fixed by my immediate obedience.

3. I undermine His authority, an authority that I begged Him to take from the beginning. It is not fair to either of us when I do that.

4. He could always ignore me for hours if He chooses to do so and that would kill me.

5. The most important reason is that I want Him to be proud of me. If I destroy all of my lessons how will He (or I) ever know what I have learned?

(BTW DVS, glad you approve of the av..I aim to please...what's really awful? I am in my Sir's av as well...twould be twistafate)

 

[Vixandra]

Very solid reasons all.
The last one especially.

Terribly sorry I missed you earlier, twas not my intent.

 

[TwistaFate]

a task well done

I am proud to have you call me Sir, don' ever think tha i am not...

 

[princess rayann]

...

Fate Sir,

well i have severe tummy problems as well actually. i had a surgery a couple years back too, which made things even worse. i was always extremely lactose intolerant when i was younger and stayed away from it as much as possible. i happen to love vanilla soy milk by EdenSoy and i like rice milk too so i didnt have a problem with that. but ice cream and stuff really bothered me so i took the maximum strength Lactaid pills and was able to have small amounts. have you ever tried these? they are amazing. i can actually eat a grilled cheese (with just one slice) and not be sick. weeeeeee!!! but another thing i wanted to tell you was that im actually on one of the new pills they made for tummy stuff and it does work most of the time. you can eat WHATEVER you want to and the second you start feeling pains or like you will be sick then you pop one and let it dissolve under your tongue and oh my gosh it all stops and goes away! i tried it out at Olive Garden. i actually got to stay the entire time AND have dessert. oh jeez i was the happiest little girl alive

i hope you feel better and good luck with your tummy!!!

as always,
princess

 

[TwistaFate]

thank you

thank you for the heds up, i appreciate the input, i see tha you are new to us, and welcome to lit and i hope you come bak again and see us real soon