A Surreal Night

[scheherazade_79]

I dream, but I very rarely get nightmares. Last night I broke my own record by getting three in one night


1. I’d gone to Amsterdam to recuperate and was having an absolute ball, until I saw my boss’ partner out in the streets, searching for me to prove that I was well enough to go to work. A little bit of background history – my boss’ partner taught me when I was in school. She doesn’t scare me, but she’s a real formidable woman who takes no crap.

2. I was walking home from a friend’s house alone, when suddenly my sex drive sprang up from nowhere and I needed to do something about it. The need was so urgent that getting home first was completely out of the question. It was three am and I thought I’d be safe enough in an alleyway on a housing estate, so I dropped my knickers and went for it. About halfway into it, a police car turned up and parked so that its headlights were shining right onto me. (This one is weird, because my life has been such hell for the last 9 months that my sex drive pretty much vanished completely)

3. My mum was getting attacked by this really horrible woman. I went over to pull the woman off and give her a taste of my first, but every punch I threw was really weak and completely missed the target. It didn’t matter how hard I tried – I wasn’t strong enough. The woman disappeared and I went back inside. A while later she returned, but this time there was a wall of glass in front of me that I couldn’t get through.

It’s now 7am and I’ve given up on sleep. I think I need to get out more.

 

[minsue]

Nights like that sucketh mightily.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Poor little Zade....I wish you fresh dreams from now on.

 

[scheherazade_79]

I'm in a bad mood now

 

[English Lady]

*hugs* scheh *big hugs*

 

[minsue]

I'm in a bad mood now

A woman was driving about two hours from Busch Gardens when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to Tampa?"

"Sure am." answered the woman, "Do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to go to the Busch Gardens Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you fifty dollars for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to." said the lady cheerfully. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of her car and carefully strapped in with their seat belts.

Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of Tampa when suddenly he was horrified!!

There was the woman walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of the crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the lady. "What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you fifty dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the woman, “But we had money left over . . . so we had lunch and went to the movies!!!”
__________________

How 'bout now?

 

[scheherazade_79]

A woman was driving about two hours from Busch Gardens when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down. The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to Tampa?"

"Sure am." answered the woman, "Do you need a lift?"

"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back which have to go to the Busch Gardens Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you fifty dollars for your trouble."

"I'd be happy to." said the lady cheerfully. So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of her car and carefully strapped in with their seat belts.

Off they went.

Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of Tampa when suddenly he was horrified!!

There was the woman walking down the street and holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of the crowd.

With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the lady. "What the heck are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you fifty dollars to take these chimpanzees to the zoo."

"Yes, I know you did," said the woman, “But we had money left over . . . so we had lunch and went to the movies!!!”
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How 'bout now?

I feel better now. Thank you

 

[Huckleman2000]

I hate when that happens.

Usually, though, I can sort of trace things back to random things that have happened or that I've seen on TV or something. The juxtoposition with my psyche is usually kind of weird, but I can at least trace the circumstances or imagery to a commercial or movie or something that I've seen recently.

My family vacations in the mountains sometimes, and we all have experienced "mountain dreams". I don't know if that's due to the altitude (air-pressure change) or the fact that so many of us are on anti-depressants, or (most likely) a combination of the two.

sometimes, after a night of insomnia, I only half-wake up when the alarm goes off, and I go off into a multi-part extended dream that is cinematic, and I'm kind of half-awake for it! Kind of cool, except I'm late for work and in panic mode after that. sometimes I even dream that I get up and go to work, and it's not until work gets sort of strange and the alarm intrudes finally that I realize I'm still in bed. I mean, I'm pretty sure no one gets blowjobs in the office, least of all me.

 

[minsue]

I feel better now. Thank you

Any time.

 

[hugo_sam]

......

 

[rgraham666]

*HUGS* sche.

 

[scheherazade_79]

Thank you for everyone's hugs and nice words

I feel loads better now

 

[oggbashan]

Next time you have nightmares, think of your AH friends as being around the next corner, ready to intercept your boss's partner, to stand between you and the police car's headlights, to throw your mother's attacker into the nearest canal - and that's just the AH women.

The AH men could create diversions to distract any threats by engaging those menacing you in convoluted conversations about the merits of 3rd person omniscient as opposed to limited POVs, or do I mean vice versa and the women talking and the men acting?

I could always send my headsman after them. He's Welsh and bloodthirsty unless kept well supplied with beer.

Og

 

[Aurora Black]

3. My mum was getting attacked by this really horrible woman. I went over to pull the woman off and give her a taste of my first, but every punch I threw was really weak and completely missed the target. It didn’t matter how hard I tried – I wasn’t strong enough.

I hate it when I have fight dreams and I suddenly can't punch or kick worth a damn. It's like trying to fight in water, with resistance reducing the strength of the blows you're trying to deliver. The same thing happens when I get the occasional dream when someone's running towards me to hurt me, and I just happen to have a gun in my hand. I try to shoot him, but the bullets are either blanks or they miss the target completely.

Sorry, I'm rambling. I just wanted to let you know that you're not alone.

 

[AchtungNight]

I've had weird dreams too, though thankfully not in a while. Writing erotic stories seems to keep a lot of them away for some reason. Either that, or the stories become the dreams.

 

[matriarch]

I am soooo glad I don't remember my dreams. Stuff like that would unravel me.

 

[Nirvanadragones]

It seems as if you chased mine away... Next time i will return the favour

 

[Nirvanadragones]

Fresh, safe dreams tonight, Zade

I've got your back