A strange joke

[Svedish_Chef]

I guess a better way of saying what I said would be
"avoid flying arabs".

I'm joining the war effort, by the way...I'm hopping an AWAC
and ready to fight.
day one, I'll be armed with a can of Colgate¨ Shaving Cream and a razor blade...day two, I'll be armed with a sewing kit and tons of my avon makeup.

yep. I love the stuff. I also happen to love Clinique, Borghese, Lancome, and Ultima II. but anyway...

It's part of my brilliantly planned strategy...I'll fight the war on two fronts...shaving and grooming on those crazy men...
and on the women, raised hemlines and forced makeovers.

I thought so myself...I wonder why the pentagon never thought about it...
I guess it's because they're a bunch of old straight men.

isn't it brilliant?
the taliban goofballs will be running for their lives when a bunch of interior designers from san francisco are set loose in Kabul

 

[lickerish]

I don't get it..

that one flew right over my head.

<edit> nevermind.