A story: Misery Loves Company......

[Sparky Kronkite]

Misery loves company......

But the company went under.

Had something to do with a huge recall.

Misery fell out of love - crashed - burned - and ended up a virgin posting on the Lit BB.

Everywhere on the Lit BB, Misery looked high and low for new company - but all he did was trash the other's - so they didn't talk to him/her/it much.

In the end Misery simply faded from the Lit BB and all happiness was restored.

In the wonderful land of Lit BB.

They come and they go.

 

[Cheri]

And everyone lived happily ever after...

How you amuse me Spark.

 

[Purple Haze]

(sniffles) That was touching.

I'm so happy for misery. (sniff)

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Misery.....

The new Emmet Kelly of Lit BB......

Slowly walks into the sun set...... and doesn't turn to wave.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Shit Sparky, you invoked Emmett Kelly...stop making me like you.

 

[Sparky Kronkite]

Yeah Dix.....

I'm a big fan!

You know of course - it is heavily rumored that Emmet was an absolute legend in the male endowment department - king of all clowns. But there was a hitch - the only way he could get it up and perform, was with a fluff from a female, human cannonball named Lilly the Bombastic - the circus insiders and roustabouts added "bull-dike bitch" to that, but everyone called her Lilly to her face.

And a Lilly her face was everything but - I mean pizza city! Apparently this is what so intrigued Emmet. Pits!

So, once up and running - and stunning I might add (legend has it) at 11 inches and coke bottle type girth - Emmet could keep it up for hours and do all the trapeze girls, the lady contortionists and any female around the circus.

A never tiring sad clown fuckfest!

Then one day Lilly cracked up - hit the net - bounced off the wrong way and landed next to an Elephant named Suzy. A female elephant - she was so startled - she sat down on poor Lilly and squashed the life out of her. Bombastic no more. And..... no more fluffing for poor Emmet.

Emmet was heart broken and frowned the rest of his life.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

They'll probably gloss over that part in the TNT biopic.