KillerMuffin
Seraphically Disinclined
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My backyard shoots into this huge continent of backyards all delineated with crisscrossing chain link fences and trees that the city regularly cuts to keep from messing with the overhead lines. We're Mongolia. East of us is Germany, the West is Nigeria then Korea, and immediately behind is is David Dukeland and Austria.
Well, Austria had a feral cat move in under the tarp behind her shed. This pain in the ass, PTA, is such a tease. She struts her stuff along the fenceline, just out of reach of the Mumblymutts and Germany's mutt.
Bonehead (see left) thinks he's a hunting dog. He goes absolutely ape whenever this cat saunters her way down the fencerow. You'd think he bagged a 12 point buck the way he carries on.
Anyway, it turns out that PTA was knocked up. 6 kitties and 6 different fathers, the hussy. She's teaching her brats to tease Bonehead. Unfortunately one of them is too intrepid for its own good, bless its fuzzy little heart. It found the hole under the fence that Bonehead and Bullwinkle were making en route to China (the real China, not the neighbors across the street) and squeezed into our yard.
Bonehead found it and it bit him. This is a mistake, don't bite Bonehead because it makes him fall in love. He picked up the cat and slobbered all over it and brought the thing into the house. We have a dog door. Apparently he's adopted it. The cat seems to like him.
We took it back to PTA and Bonehead is brokenhearted. Well, he was for about three minutes and then he found his ball again.
Well, Austria had a feral cat move in under the tarp behind her shed. This pain in the ass, PTA, is such a tease. She struts her stuff along the fenceline, just out of reach of the Mumblymutts and Germany's mutt.
Bonehead (see left) thinks he's a hunting dog. He goes absolutely ape whenever this cat saunters her way down the fencerow. You'd think he bagged a 12 point buck the way he carries on.
Anyway, it turns out that PTA was knocked up. 6 kitties and 6 different fathers, the hussy. She's teaching her brats to tease Bonehead. Unfortunately one of them is too intrepid for its own good, bless its fuzzy little heart. It found the hole under the fence that Bonehead and Bullwinkle were making en route to China (the real China, not the neighbors across the street) and squeezed into our yard.
Bonehead found it and it bit him. This is a mistake, don't bite Bonehead because it makes him fall in love. He picked up the cat and slobbered all over it and brought the thing into the house. We have a dog door. Apparently he's adopted it. The cat seems to like him.
We took it back to PTA and Bonehead is brokenhearted. Well, he was for about three minutes and then he found his ball again.
