a squib

[parodyluvr75]

Who here misses the mark?

Another damp squib.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

I wasn't aware we were trying to hit Mark.

*readies trebuchet*

 

[parodyluvr75]

That's overkill, what do you have against Mark?

 

[O-dad's Medium]

My Nerf pistol is being repainted...

 

[parodyluvr75]

I own a paint gun and have good eyesight.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Okay then.

You shoot first.

 

[parodyluvr75]

At Mark or at your nerf pistol?

 

[cum2ut]

Wait..we're not talking about non-magical people in a wizard family? Well, what the crap did I come in here for?

 

[O-dad's Medium]

At Mark or at your nerf pistol?

...Mark.

*ducks just in case*

Wait..we're not talking about non-magical people in a wizard family? Well, what the crap did I come in here for?

You like fireworks?

...

Perhaps Mark is a squib?

 

[killallhippies]

Wait..we're not talking about non-magical people in a wizard family? Well, what the crap did I come in here for?

i hate to admit, but that's exactly where my mind went when i first saw this thread. i'm such a dweeb.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

i hate to admit, but that's exactly where my mind went when i first saw this thread. i'm such a dweeb.

It's okay.

We still love you.

...

The online test sorted me into Ravenclaw... How about you?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Are you saying I don't know the difference between a nerf pistol and a squib?

 

[parodyluvr75]

Wait..we're not talking about non-magical people in a wizard family? Well, what the crap did I come in here for?

Don't blame me, blame the English language.

 

[killallhippies]

It's okay.

We still love you.

...

The online test sorted me into Ravenclaw... How about you?

apparently i'm a gryffindor. who knew?

 

[O-dad's Medium]

You could knock me over with a sorting hat.

 

[killallhippies]

me too. i thought keeping the money would totally screw me, but i think not beating the shit out of a little kid really helped me out.

 

[Johnny_Ray_Wilson]

To hell with Mark! Fire at Will!

 

[parodyluvr75]

So my mark is Mark. This is confusing.

 

[phrodeau]

Wasn't there another squib thread about the World Trade Center tragedies?

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't know.

I didn't like a crib, bib or dib. Mcrib has limited rhyming choices.

 

[blobfish]

I don't know.

I didn't like a crib, bib or dib. Mcrib has limited rhyming choices.

I like the cut of your jib.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Fresh!

 

[blobfish]

Fresh!

I like the cut of your jib because it's clean shaven. Very nice.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Stop peeping in my window, Tom.

 

[blobfish]

Stop peeping in my window, Tom.

It's not peeping if the peepee is putting on some weird show.