A spaceship landed in my yard late this evening.....

[FlamingoBlue]

And what a sight it was, especially with the 4 F-15 escorts. There's all kinds of activity going on. I'm on my way to pick up a Deli tray to feed everyone. The latest word from inside the spacecraft is that they wanted lean corned beef, new dills and diet creme soda. There really is intelligent life in outer space.

blue

 

[Silverlily]

Blue, honey, put dowm the vodka and marinated mushrooms.


(better yet, hand them to me )

 

[SweetBrat73]

diet cream soda??? ew are the beings in the spaceship really fat or something???


Brat

 

[FlamingoBlue]

Actually, Pussycat, I'm drinking....

Irish Whiskey tonight. Can't talk much. Duty calls. Gotta pick up that tray. It's a matter of National Security.

blue

 

[Silverlily]

See what happens when you stray from the true path of inebriation? And to think, all I've taught you...

 

[sigh]

And what a sight it was, especially with the 4 F-15 escorts. There's all kinds of activity going on. I'm on my way to pick up a Deli tray to feed everyone. The latest word from inside the spacecraft is that they wanted lean corned beef, new dills and diet creme soda. There really is intelligent life in outer space.

blue

until you got to the diet creme soda i would have agreed with the intelligent part, but now i picture them as nothing more than a bunch of alien couch potatoes with a sugary-sweet tooth

actually, i don't like corned beef either

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I just got another urgent message.....

from the spacecraft. They want to watch Jerry Springer reruns and WWF matches. Forget what I said about intelligent life in outer space, although maybe they have a wierd sense of humor. That should serve them well on Earth.

And, Pussycat, what exactly was it that you taught me. I forgot.

blue

 

[Silverlily]

tsk, tsk

repeat after me...I will only drink Stoli's, I will only drink Stoli's.

do I need to come up there?

 

[FlamingoBlue]

A contemplative mood calls for....

Irish Whiskey. I think I'll have another
while I watch the FAA reps check the baggage that's getting offloaded from the spacecraft. I sent one of the pilots to pick up the trays.

blue

 

[sigh]

blue, you don't happen to live on a remote farm, wear overalls with one broken strap, wander about with a drool of baca juice running down your chin and a three-day old piece of possum stuck beween your two remaining good teeth...

do you?

just hazzarding a wild guess

(now put up that shotgun, hon...do NOT shoot the aliens, they're just some kids who got lost looking for a place to go parking)

 

[FlamingoBlue]

For Shame!!!!

blue, you don't happen to live on a remote farm, wear overalls with one broken strap, wander about with a drool of baca juice running down your chin and a three-day old piece of possum stuck beween your two remaining good teeth...

do you?

just hazzarding a wild guess

(now put up that shotgun, hon...do NOT shoot the aliens, they're just some kids who got lost looking for a place to go parking)

The people of Bloomfield Hills would just not be able to hold their noses up if they knew that you thought them to be simple country folk. Except of course for your's truly, the simple country lawyer.

Btw, I've never eaten possum. Does it taste anything like chicken??


blue

 

[sigh]

Re: For Shame!!!!

The people of Bloomfield Hills would just not be able to hold their noses up if they knew that you thought them to be simple country folk. Except of course for your's truly, the simple country lawyer.

Btw, I've never eaten possum. Does it taste anything like chicken??


blue

ah...so you DO live in the hills...

doesn't everything taste like chicken? on the other hand it's a marsupial, isn't it? i'll bet it tastes more like kangaroo

 

[FlamingoBlue]

I'm exhausted fro all the excitement....

So I'm going to sleep. Right after I finish this bit of whiskey. Nitey night all.

blue