A Sonnet for the Alpaca

[carsonshepherd]

By BlackShanglan.

Here:

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=10624425#post10624425

 

[minsue]

Close.

Here - https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=10624349#post10624349



*ducking and running*

 

[carsonshepherd]

What, you can't scroll?

 

[minsue]

What, you can't scroll?

I can't help myself. It's a sickness. (It's helpful in winning arguments, though )

 

[carsonshepherd]

I can't help myself. It's a sickness. (It's helpful in winning arguments, though )

I love you.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

I love you.

Ah! Trying to make Shanglan jealous now! Very clever!

 

[minsue]

I love you.

So who's getting the operation? Rock, paper, scissors to decide?

 

[Evil Alpaca]

So who's getting the operation? Rock, paper, scissors to decide?

I vote for the goose!

 

[minsue]

I vote for the goose!

To win or to lose? (Just so I know whether to kiss you or beat you. You understand.)

 

[carsonshepherd]

So who's getting the operation? Rock, paper, scissors to decide?

It's a special kind of love between a man and his waterfowl. It needs no boundaries.

 

[minsue]

It's a special kind of love between a man and his waterfowl. It needs no boundaries.

Damn, I needed to laugh like that.

I owe you.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

To win or to lose? (Just so I know whether to kiss you or beat you. You understand.)

Let's just say your goose is cooked.

 

[BlackShanglan]

It's a special kind of love between a man and his waterfowl. It needs no boundaries.

Ahahahahahaha. I love it.

It's natural.

It's beautiful.

It's like ... a horse's love for an Alpaca.

 

[carsonshepherd]

Ahahahahahaha. I love it.

It's natural.

It's beautiful.

It's like ... a horse's love for an Alpaca.

You... you heartless....

*bursting into tears and running away sobbing*

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Ahahahahahaha. I love it.

It's natural.

It's beautiful.

It's like ... a horse's love for an Alpaca.

Nah. Them two-legged folk don't have NEARLY as many options!

 

[minsue]

Ahahahahahaha. I love it.

It's natural.

It's beautiful.

It's like ... a horse's love for an Alpaca.

Ooooh, that's cold. Teach me, Obi Wan.

 

[BlackShanglan]

You... you heartless....

*bursting into tears and running away sobbing*

Well, if you hadn't thrown your little goose-dalliance in my face ...

I shall console myself with thoughts of velvet ears.

*sigh*

Shanglan

 

[BlackShanglan]

Ooooh, that's cold. Teach me, Obi Wan.

Hmmm but can I prize you free from Carson? I promise to be gentle, lovely little snowbird.

Shanglan

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Hmmm but can I prize you free from Carson? I promise to be gentle, lovely little snowbird.

Shanglan

That'll be a first!

 

[minsue]

Hmmm but can I prize you free from Carson? I promise to be gentle, lovely little snowbird.

Shanglan

Oh me, oh my. A witty and sweet man Vs an intriguing and charming horse.

What is a goose to do?

 

[carsonshepherd]

Oh me, oh my. A witty and sweet man Vs an intriguing and charming horse.

What is a goose to do?

Can horses dance? If they can, I'm screwed.

Night night.

 

[minsue]

Can horses dance? If they can, I'm screwed.

Night night.

I don't know about horses, but geese can only waddle.

Sweet dreams.

 

[BlackShanglan]

I see only one real option:

Carson's Free Rangin' Love Ranch.

Alpacas, Geese, and Horses Welcome.

Mind your step.

 

[RebeccaLeah]

I see only one real option:

Carson's Free Rangin' Love Ranch.

Alpacas, Geese, and Horses Welcome.

Mind your step.

Fairies? If I bring pixie dust? Can't properly decorate without a bit of shimmer.....

 

[minsue]

Fairies? If I bring pixie dust? Can't properly decorate without a bit of shimmer.....

.....

Nah, too easy.