A song for Todd

Expertise

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The StoneCutters Anthem

Who controls the British Crown
Who keeps the metric system down

We do! We do!

Who leaves Atlantis off the maps
Who keeps the martians under wraps

We do! We do!

Who... holds...back the electric car
Who makes Steve Guttenberg... A STAR!

We do! We do!

Who robs cave fish of their sight
Who rigs every Oscar Night

WE DO! WE DO!
 
Expertise...

You have desecrated the sacred text and exposed us to outsiders....

For your baffling desecration of our rules, you are hereby banished from the stonecutters forever. And as a final humiliation, you must walk home naked, dragging behind you the Stone of Shame!

Steve Guttenburg will get you as you sleep....


MP ;)
 
Re: SeXy ReDHeaD

R Nitelight said:
SeXy ReDHeD said:
I'm probably the only person wondering this, but who is Steve Guttenberg?
I think he invented the Bible....

No, Rn...he was just the first one to print it with that printing press he invented, right?

rofl

MP ;)
 
LMAO!

That's one of my favorite Simpsons episodes, just one notch below the one where Homer has a vision quest and Johnny Cash does the voice of his coyote spirit guide.

"In your face, space coyote!"
 
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