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had this idea the other day. I think its cute, but not gonna use it if anyone likes it, use it:

a nun gets confused, thinks blowjobs don't violate her vow of chastity, so she becomes the local bj queen.

not sure where it goes from there.
 
How about this. Set in a mission hospital or something along those lines, (religion not really my forte).

The nun is helping the ill, neady and infirm through their last days, or maybe just through a period of ilness. Anyway through her desire to help with their needs she provide this "service" to her patients.

Just a thought, like I said not my sort of subject, I have too little knowledge of monastic life.
 
silversword said:
How about this. Set in a mission hospital or something along those lines, (religion not really my forte).

The nun is helping the ill, neady and infirm through their last days, or maybe just through a period of ilness. Anyway through her desire to help with their needs she provide this "service" to her patients.

Just a thought, like I said not my sort of subject, I have too little knowledge of monastic life.

that's an interesting idea.

What about this: It doesn't match the BJ queen, but ....

Like silversword said: This nun is helping the ill - especially the ones that know "death is near".

Usually, the (elder) patients ask for something like "tell me a story" or "write a letter for me", or "play some chess with me".

But there is also a young(er) guy.
He talks to the nun: "Please, there is something that I am really missing. Would you be so kind and give me a blowjob ?"
"Sure, that's no problem."
"You really would do it ? Promise it"
"Yes, I promise it. You know, I always love to help my patients. Sometimes, I tell them a story, sometimes I play chess with them. And if you want a blowjobw, I can give you one. - But you have to tell me exactly what I have to do, because I don't know what a blowjob is" ....

The guy tells her, and of course, the (unexperienced) nun is shocked .... but she promised it ....
 
Hmmmmmm

Perhaps a wicked Priest tells her it's a saving pole and she has to suck all of the badness out of it.
 
Goodlilpet and pointless:
Have you no imagination? There are several stories:
- sleeping with someone who mistakes you for a celebrity . . .
- sleeping with someone who call out a celebs name that you like
-sleeping with someone who calls out a celebs name who you think is insulting . . .
- taking the story from a celebrity persective, and sleeping with someone . . .

For example?


Misstaken:
Shit! I'm a few days behind, so I'll start where I read and continue:

I called myself CharleyH because I'm long and lean, and as far as my lover is concerned, both a pain in the ass, but with a huge dildo?

Sweetnpetite: My virgin experience was with a guy who had a huge cock - no kidding - down to the half of his thigh, and that was soft! Do you really wanna know how big it was hard? Well, from this virgin at that time, let me tell you how much it hurt! Did I like it? Fuck no! It was painful! Did he care about going down on me? Don't think so . . . at 14, do I know what pleasure is? Does he at 18 know how to pleasure? No!

Good story idea though!

Why take women as first timers? Why not a male virgin? All I hear is women? Guys are virgins too! And sometimes are virgins for a longer time than women? What about the first time you stuck a finger or dildo up a guys ass?

Hmmmmm.

Just a thought!
:)
 
Re: Hmmmmmm

pop_54 said:
Perhaps a wicked Priest tells her it's a saving pole and she has to suck all of the badness out of it.

somewhat related:

There is a nun who walks through the jungle, with a leader. The leader tells her about the dangers of the jungle ... one of the dangers is the poisonous snakes. If a snake bites you, you have to suck the venom out of the body part.

Some time later, the leader tells the nun, that he has to pee - so he goes behind a bush and opens his pants. Suddenly, he starts to scream - it's obvious that he is in pain.
The nun runs to him. His pants are still down, but since he is in so much pain, the nun doesn't care about seeing his naked dick. She asks him what has happened.

"I was bitten by a snake, while I peed. It was a small black python - they are very dangerous. They have small teeth, so you can't see any bitemark, but therefore, there poison is very dangerous. It can kill a man within a few minutes. Please, if you don't suck the venom out of my body, I will die within a few minutes."
"Allright, I will suck it out. Where exaclty do I have to suck ?"
 
snooper said:

Are you in the wrong thread?

Obviously he is. This post, here, is the first and only post I've made in the "nun-turned-slut" thread.
 
The atraction to perform fellatio can not and shoud not happen overnight, especially in literature. This woman's sexual unfolding has to happen over chapters.., maybe books. She has to witness and admit the church's suppression and her repression, and slowly-yet-determinedly wade into the shifting tides of her volcanic passion in a defiant resolution of seduction. :)
 
MidBlu said:
The atraction to perform fellatio can not and shoud not happen overnight, especially in literature. This woman's sexual unfolding has to happen over chapters.., maybe books. She has to witness and admit the church's suppression and her repression, and slowly-yet-determinedly wade into the shifting tides of her volcanic passion in a defiant resolution of seduction. :)

I disagree. I guess she already heard about fellatio (for example, because of Bill Clinton/Monica Lewinsky) - so she also thought about it. At first, she is kinda shocked about it: taking a hard penis in the mouth and suck on it. But after some more thinking, she gets into it.
(just to throw that in: My cousing told me: Some years ago, she watched a porn. There was also a blowjob scene. Back then, my cousin said, she was disgusted - well, then, some years later, she already did some blowjobs, and she told me, that it wasn't bad at all .... oh, and by the way: she is still a virgin, except for the blowjobs.

The nun is a modern nun, so she has access to the internet. And one day, she finds some blowjob pictures - and she feels some tickling in her pussy - seing this blowjobs arouse her. Some days later, she eats a sausage, and out of curiosity, she gives the sausage a blowjob (of course only when no one watches). Giving head to a sausage is not bad at all. It even arouses her.

Some days later, she talks to a priest, about sex (the priest is modern and open minded). In the end, the priest says something like: "Only the own husband should be allowed to push his penis into the vagina of his wife. If it's not his own wife, then the womans vagina should be tabu"
Neither the priest nor the nun mention oral sex ....

Another version could be: Before the woman became a nun, she already had sex. So she already knows some things about sex. When you think about it: Sometimes, a hooker want to change her life and becomes a nun ..... so maybe this nun worked as a hooker, before going to the monastery.
To get back to the beginning: It could be like: Sister Marry helps this one guy on who is very ill. He will die soon, but he has one last wish. He wants a nice blowjob. Sister Marry is shocked, so she talks to her best friend, Sister Nancy.
"Sister Nancy, what do you think about this last wish ? Maybe I should hire a hooker so that this guy will get a blowjob, before he dies. Do you know where I can get a hooker ?" - "Don't worry, I will help you. I know where to get a hooker ..... or I will give this guy a blowjob by myself"
 
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