A site I found

[Cyra_3]

I don't know if I'm allowed to do this Laurel but I found a site that some people here may appreciate.

http://www.writershome.com/humor/how-to-rite.htm#tips

It was written up in one of our national newspapers and I found it quite amusing.

 

[Laurel]

LMAO!

"Don't use no double negatives."

"Avoid clichés like the plague."

LOL!

 

[Pooks]

Laurel ,

As you know I'm new to this and I've proved it before that I can be quite ignorant or stupid . Please explain what is 'LMAO'.

Pooks.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

That link ws damn funny. It reminded me of that annual contest to write the worst first sentence to a novel. You should do that, Laurel. Have a contest for the worst first sentence to an erotic story.

"It was a dark and stormy high school locker room..."

 

[Laurel]

We're already planning on doing monthly contests in the near future (with CASH prizes no less). It might be fun to add some comedy to the mix... I know this is unintentionally related, but I've always thought it would be cool to have a humor section on the site. The problem is that some of the funniest stories weren't originally intended as such.

(And just so existing authors don't get offended, I'm talking almost exclusively about stories that never make it online. )

 

[DemonD]

more trivia

Just thought I'd let you all in on an incidental piece of information. the most overused line in motion pictures and television is "Let's get outta here!".

 

[ANiceGuy]

Wow cash prizes!!!!

Cash prizes!! that would be better than getting paid for a story!!! If you get a prize because your story/picture/audio story/poem is liked by your peers that would be very exciting.

 

[Guest]

Oh what a riot!

 

[Javagirl]

HAH! Hilarious! Yes, let's have a paid contest on here! Cool!

Oh yeah, the bad erotica fiction contest. I can see it now:

"It was a sultry, steamy night as Detective John Hand-in-cock laid his steely gun on the desk in utter frustration. Damn, that broad, her tits were heaving up and down like puppets on a string and he was the puppeteer!"

 

[ANiceGuy]

Nice Guy's last finish!

It was a darkStormyStarr night, and the lights went out in Georga's mind as she tried to find his cock Indy_dark.

Something "slipped" into Javagirls clit handled cup, ah hot cumpany steaming towards it's climaxing goal.

"Who's there?" DemonDed the young girl as she wondered what Laurels she micght get at the upcumming Cumfestival Writers ball.

"Just me and JJ" BadLil'Girl420's moaned slapping a Cyberdelic Rear.

Long hours passed quickly as Nice Guy finished last with Meetforsex!!

How about a contest to see how many members names can be put in one story?? hehehe

 

[ANiceGuy]

It's been pointed

It's been pointed out I forgots a name but I didn't forget.

It's just Manu are in the back ground. Isn't that normal at Literotica?? Manu are there, you really are aren't you?

 

[Javagirl]

Hilarious, Nice Guy

I like that idea--hilarious. Although, I want to be the main star boohoo hah.

J.Girl : )