A side of OT I never knew existed.

Oh, god! I don't think I can deal with us. Our OT in porn. :( Excuse me, I need a moment alone. Anyone have a tissue?
 
Well it comes as no surprize to me. Didn't you know he refers to his hands as "spanker paddles?" Last year I was stuck in a cake with him at Lauren's birthday party and he told me all about it (it was right before he leapt out).

:p
 
but who would have thought a woody could be so naughty?
hey, any of that cake left?
 
Angeline said:
Well it comes as no surprize to me. Didn't you know he refers to his hands as "spanker paddles?" Last year I was stuck in a cake with him at Lauren's birthday party and he told me all about it (it was right before he leapt out).

:p


...and he left you in there? That doesn't sound like the gentleman I know, he must have been flustered or I'm sure he would have insisted you go first.


:D
 
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Tristesse said:
...and he left you in there? That doesn't sound like the gentleman I know, he must have been flustere or I'm sure he would have insisted you go first.


:D

He wanted out. He was freaking because he had frosting in his joints.
 
WickedEve said:
but who would have thought a woody could be so naughty?
hey, any of that cake left?

Naughty woodies are the best kind. :)

If there is any cake left it'll be a bit stale by now, I think. Depends how desperate you are ..... for cake, I mean, not naughty........ you know.


:D
 
Tristesse said:
Naughty woodies are the best kind. :)

If there is any cake left it'll be a bit stale by now, I think. Depends how desperate you are ..... for cake, I mean, not naughty........ you know.


:D
i want my ot and eat it too.
 
his nose appears to be sniffing the grindstone (according to yahoo) - altho' my bet is he's sweating over a hot cooker.
 
Tristesse said:
his nose appears to be sniffing the grindstone (according to yahoo) - altho' my bet is he's sweating over a hot cooker.

lol. i saw that.

:D

(I'm waiting for him to sit down with a bourbon and discover this thread.)
 
Angeline said:
lol. i saw that.

:D

(I'm waiting for him to sit down with a bourbon and discover this thread.)

I covered my ass ....I hope ..... by apolgizing in yahoo before he sees that gif.


:D


PS TY for the PM. :kiss: You're right. *nods*
 
... the seedy world of puppet porn

(I'm sure I should be mad or somthing, but i haven't been able to stop laughing)


Darn kinky tree huggers.

If people didn't watch puppet porn, then the exploitation of innocent trees would stop.


carved perfectly flat from tiny planks
smooth flat hands give puppet sized spanks
they smack the grain without leaving a mark
on rings revealed 'neath peeled bark :p
 
OT, you never called. You left me with a broken heart and a splinter.
 
Tristesse said:
I covered my ass ....I hope ..... by apolgizing in yahoo before he sees that gif.


:D


PS TY for the PM. :kiss: You're right. *nods*

Yup. ;)
 
hey OT!! how ya been? Ive missed you...in that pic, excuse me, which one is YOU?:D
 
He's graduated - he's fantasizing about Ken and Barbie now. There's no going back.


:eek:
 
Tristesse said:
He's graduated - he's fantasizing about Ken and Barbie now. There's no going back.


:eek:

does this mean a new av?

:D

(OT, I just don't see you as Ken--and trust me that's a compliment)
 
WickedEve said:
OT, you never called. You left me with a broken heart and a splinter.

I couldn't be sure, but I think I might have been related to that last new new switch I saw you cutt'n. (my wooden bones ran away skeered). :eek:
 
normal jean said:
hey OT!! how ya been? Ive missed you...in that pic, excuse me, which one is YOU?:D

I'm not sure. I may be both. Does that make me gay, or just confused :confused:
 
OT said:
I'm not sure. I may be both. Does that make me gay, or just confused :confused:
Are you beside yourself? Y'know what they say? You're never alone with a schitzophrenic.
 
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