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FabulousMelon
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It was a boring late spring weekday, I thought why not post and meet someone interesting. I composed a post, catchy title etc etc and hit the button.
To my great surprise I returned to the phone a few minutes later to find dozens of messages. Something isn’t right, I’m good but not that good. A quick look at the responses and I realised. A certain dummy had forgot to specify he was a guy, not a girl!
In those few minutes I’d been called babe, baby, darlin, received detailed anatomical pictures of nether regions as well as a few rather charming responses.
I then had to spend a while replying to each one, thanking them for their “interest” and explaining that I actually own a pair of testicles too.
I have a new found empathy for girls that are crazy enough to post. So yeah that went well.
How's your day been? Drop me a PM, we might hit it off for a day, week or even longer
To my great surprise I returned to the phone a few minutes later to find dozens of messages. Something isn’t right, I’m good but not that good. A quick look at the responses and I realised. A certain dummy had forgot to specify he was a guy, not a girl!
In those few minutes I’d been called babe, baby, darlin, received detailed anatomical pictures of nether regions as well as a few rather charming responses.
I then had to spend a while replying to each one, thanking them for their “interest” and explaining that I actually own a pair of testicles too.
I have a new found empathy for girls that are crazy enough to post. So yeah that went well.
How's your day been? Drop me a PM, we might hit it off for a day, week or even longer
